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The Story of Christmas as Told by a Child [Click to continue reading]

Hey, get it right. JESUS hung out with dinosaurs.

If 420 Were Like Christmas

It’s the most dank time of the year.

Hardly Working: Kovert Krampus

It’s the Secret Santa variation that (almost) everyone loves.

Mistletoe Kiss Prank

Ha ha! That guy had to kiss a lady.

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'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Read by Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan

Wait for Tracy’s reindeer nicknames. WORTH IT.

Weird Thanksgiving Tradition

Did you ever wonder if turkeys could fly? Well a group of rednecks wanted to find out, the best way they knew how.

Family Tradition Face Tattoo
It looks ridiculous, but everyone in his family has this tattoo. It’s tradition.

Family Tradition Face Tattoo

It looks ridiculous, but everyone in his family has this tattoo. It’s tradition.

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Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions
"And you shall find grass scattered around your home for many months…"

Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions

"And you shall find grass scattered around your home for many months…"

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Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions
"And Jesus did take up Thomas’s rabbit and bite both ears off at once."

Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions

"And Jesus did take up Thomas’s rabbit and bite both ears off at once."

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

2. The Child Made One
Where it came from: A Kindergarten classroom
 Where it goes on the tree: The back, deep in the back
 What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Aw, remember this one?” Then, moments later, “How does this thing still have glitter to shed? I’m gonna be covered in this for days.”

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

2. The Child Made One

Where it came from: A Kindergarten classroom

 
Where it goes on the tree: The back, deep in the back

 
What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Aw, remember this one?” Then, moments later, “How does this thing still have glitter to shed? I’m gonna be covered in this for days.”

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

7. The Impractically Heavy One
Where it came from: It must have been a gift, but no one remembers who gave it. There’s a chance it was in the house when you moved in.Where it goes on the tree: The bottom. Way at the bottom.What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Wait, no, you have to hook it on a few branches, then prop it…or just kind of let it rest on the floor there. Does that look weird? It’s probably fine.”

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

7. The Impractically Heavy One

Where it came from: It must have been a gift, but no one remembers who gave it. There’s a chance it was in the house when you moved in.
Where it goes on the tree: The bottom. Way at the bottom.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Wait, no, you have to hook it on a few branches, then prop it…or just kind of let it rest on the floor there. Does that look weird? It’s probably fine.”

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out

Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.

Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.

What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.

[Keep Reading]

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The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
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The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies

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