If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood [Click to continue reading]

Get excited for sensible presents.

Introducing Your New Mode of Transportation: The Booter

I remember my first RazorSchwinn.

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Dog Shaming: Level Panda [Click to animate]

This panda doesn’t eat bamboo. It eats crow.

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Poop Glitter May Be The Worst Toy in History

It’s My Little Gross Pony.

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Man Can’t Seem to Download iTunes on Toy Laptop  

Chrome is weirdly slow on this thing.

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Beard Squirrel

Show the ladies you’re nuts.

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The Most Epic Nativity Scene In Existence

That’s ridiculous! Counselor Troi wasn’t a virgin.

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Actual Transformers Robot Car

Shia LeBouf or GTFO.

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Spongebob’s The Shining

Come play with us Patrick, forever and ever and ever. 

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Bird Pretends to be a Mommy

Aw, that David Letterman is so cute.

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Who has the Best Moustache EVER? [Click to begin voting]

We’re very curious who’s going to win this battle.

In honor of Movember’s campaign to increase awareness of men’s health issues, we invite you also to increase your awareness of amazing moustaches from fiction and history. Vote on the best moustaches below and you can go here to donate to the cause.

Toy Camera Prank

They tried pulling the same prank on the guy shooting it, but the footage got lost or something.

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One-Handed Pushups While Solving a Rubik’s Cube

Showoff

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Baby’s First Baby is Strangest Doll Ever

Yo dawg, I heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby so, wtf is happening?

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Luke Skywalker is Stuck in Your Freezer

No, that’s a tater tot, not a ton-ton.

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