Christmas has come early this year, and by that I mean here are a bunch of bootleg toys that have taken a shit all over your childhood.
Comes with your very own Prozac prescription!
Ah, the classic inanimate object mating dance. So sensual, so tragic.
Look, terrified eight year old! No hands!
For ages 8 and up. And up. And up…
We agreed on tickling. No more.
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His water wings haven’t stopped crying for days.
The bird is the second angriest thing in the room.
The true meaning of you have the right to bear arms.
During a long day of packaging toys, mistakes may be made. Check out 13 of the most horrible and most ridiculous blunders.