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Tortoise Is Ready for Apocalyptic Battle

Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kitten Fights Tortoise Using Extra Adorable Moves

“Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!”-the tortoise’s ex-girlfriend.

(Source: reddit.com)

(Source: youtube.com)

Dog Scared of Tortoise

This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.

(Source: 4gifs)

Tom Cruise in Baby Tortoise Eating a Tomato

I’d call him a chameleon, but that would be a little misleading.

He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.

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(Source: College Humor)

Woman Excites Entire Tortoise

Fact: Tortoises are hung like tortoises.

(Source: College Humor)