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Tortoise Is Ready for Apocalyptic Battle
Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.

Tortoise Is Ready for Apocalyptic Battle

Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.

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Kitten Fights Tortoise Using Extra Adorable Moves
"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise’s ex-girlfriend.

Kitten Fights Tortoise Using Extra Adorable Moves

"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise’s ex-girlfriend.

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Tortoise Still Bad at Eating Tomatoes

Cheer up, dude. If you don’t eat anything you’ll have such a skinny corpse.

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Dog Scared of Tortoise
This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.

Dog Scared of Tortoise

This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.

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Tom Cruise in Baby Tortoise Eating a Tomato

I’d call him a chameleon, but that would be a little misleading.


Tortoise on Spinning Record

He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.
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He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.

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Woman Excites Entire Tortoise

Fact: Tortoises are hung like tortoises.

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