The 12 Days of Internet Christmas [Click to read full article]
Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.
"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise’s ex-girlfriend.
Cheer up, dude. If you don’t eat anything you’ll have such a skinny corpse.
I’d call him a chameleon, but that would be a little misleading.
He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.
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(Source: College Humor)