Now make it sound like a harpsichord.
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Hanksgiving: Why We’re Thankful for Tom Hanks [Click to continue reading]
You know Tom Hanks rules, it’s just a fact of life like plants needing water or your aunt being drunk at Thanksgiving. That’s why during this grateful season we’ve gotta give thanks to the Hanks. Here’s 13 reasons to be Hankful this year.
For going along with your fan’s weird requests
When it comes to goin’ with the flow, Tom has got it under his belt. “Oh, you want me to pretend you’re passed out drunk at dinner for some reason? No problem!” You do it for the fans and we appreciate that.
For taking a typewriter as a bribe
All you have to do to get Tom Hanks on a podcast is get him something neat from a vintage store. Then he’ll write you an amazingly quippy letter about how cool that gift is. The real gift is that you do you, T. Hanks.
For performing slam poetry about Full House on Jimmy Fallon [Keep Reading]
Don’t change the player. Change the name.
I’m having the most difficult time figuring out which Olsen Twin is playing him this time.
I agree with Mr. Big, “fuck you, America.”
Chris Hardwick sent Tom Hanks a vintage typewriter along with a request for him to be on the Nerdist podcast. This was Tom Hanks’ response, proving once again why T.Hanks is an American treasure.
I mean what are you gonna do with an Emmy, keep it on your fireplace?
“Every time I would call my mom, she would answer by asking me if I wanted ice cream. I was obviously pretty confused and asked her why she kept asking me that. Apparently, she chose a specific ringtone for whenever I called, which so happens to be the scene Forrest Gump where Forrest asks Lt. Dan if he wants ice cream. My mom seriously chose, “Lt. Dan, I got you some icee creaamm. Lt. Dan, iceeee creaaaammmm!” for whenever I call her.”
J.J. was the name of the actor who played the dog in Turner and Hooch.
(Source: College Humor)
Starring everyone, featuring Tom Hanks.
"I love your work."