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Hardly Working: Bathroom Numbers

Murph does his business by the book.

Hardly Working: Bathroom Numbers

Murph does his business by the book.

Toilet Man
Don’t laugh; he’ll beat the s#!t out of you!

Toilet Man

Don’t laugh; he’ll beat the s#!t out of you!

Tree Toilet
Some squirrels are in for a nasty surprise.

Tree Toilet

Some squirrels are in for a nasty surprise.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Basketball Court Bathroom
How to get a bunch of showoffs to pee all over your bathroom.

Basketball Court Bathroom

How to get a bunch of showoffs to pee all over your bathroom.

(Source: dirtypreston)

Cheerios in the Toilet
They really don’t change much during the digestion process.

Cheerios in the Toilet

They really don’t change much during the digestion process.

Giant Spider in the Toilet Threatened with Gun
Over-reaction or under-reaction?

Giant Spider in the Toilet Threatened with Gun

Over-reaction or under-reaction?

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

Don’t Drink Toilet Water
Apparently this was a problem.

Don’t Drink Toilet Water

Apparently this was a problem.

(Source: reddit.com)

Toilet Seat Horseshoes
They must have gotten those from some kind of toilet horse.  

Toilet Seat Horseshoes

They must have gotten those from some kind of toilet horse.  

(Source: College Humor)

Toilet Demonstration
Finally, some answers. Maybe I can stop crapping in my pants now.

Toilet Demonstration

Finally, some answers. Maybe I can stop crapping in my pants now.

(Source: College Humor)


Octopus in a Toilet


Someone either just had the worst poo of their life, or they’re about to.

Someone either just had the worst poo of their life, or they’re about to.

(Source: College Humor)


Stop Using Toilet as Shower Sign


What can I say? Good water pressure is good water pressure.

What can I say? Good water pressure is good water pressure.

(Source: College Humor)

Dog Hates Toilet

He’s jealous because the toilet doesn’t get yelled at when it eats poop.


Expert Mode Toilet


At least now that Gatorade bottle stunt you pulled can be considered practice.

At least now that Gatorade bottle stunt you pulled can be considered practice.

(Source: College Humor)