Toddler Practices CPR [Click to watch]

It’s first (and cutest) aid.

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Video: Toddler Outsmarts Shape Sorting Toy

Shapes are overrated.  I just want to cut corners

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Toddler Finds the Perfect Toy

Crazy baby eyes: my anti-drug.

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Toddler Bows to its New Master

Aww becoming a robot slave has never been so adorable.

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Toddler Delivers Christmas Tree

Some kids “play house.” Other kids PLAY HOUSE.

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3 Year Old Eating Atomic Warhead Candy

It’s pretty bad parenting, but hey, it’s America!

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2-Year-Old Hears for the First Time

VIdeo captioner feels for the first time.  

Toddler Genius Has To Go Poop on the Today Show

It doesn’t take a genius to tell you when you gotta go, you gotta go. Actually, in this case it does.

(Source: College Humor)

Toddler Horrified, Delighted by Angry Birds

My 60-year-old mom reacted the same way when I showed her Angry Birds. It wasn’t nearly as cute.

(Source: College Humor)