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Ninja Turtles Theme - The Michael Bay Version

We’ve updated the classic TMNT theme to reflect Michael Bay’s changes.

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]
Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?


1. George Washington2. Abraham Lincoln3. Thomas Jefferson4. John AdamsT-5. Theodore RooseveltT-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt7. John F. Kennedy8. Dwight Eisenhower9. Harry Truman



10. Andrew Jackson11. James Madison12. Woodrow Wilson13. James Monroe14. Bill Clinton15. John Quincy Adams16. Ronald Reagan17. James K. Polk18. Lyndon Johnson19. Barack Obama



20. Martin Van Buren21. George H.W. Bush22. Gerald Ford23. Herbert Hoover24. Jimmy Carter24. William H. Taft25. John Quincy Adams26. Grover Cleveland27. Rutherford B. Hayes28. Martin Van Buren29. Chester A. Arthur



30. James A. Garfield31. Calvin Coolidge32. Richard Nixon33. William McKinley34. Zachary Taylor35. John Tyler36. Benjamin Harrison37. William Henry Harrison38. George W. Bush39. Millard Fillmore



40. Franklin Pierce41. Ulysses S. Grant42. Andrew Johnson43. James Buchanan44. Warren Harding
45. …Uhoh.
46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.
47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.
48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever [Click for full list]

Ranking All 77 U.S. Presidents In Order Of Greatness!!! Wait, what?

1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. John Adams
T-5. Theodore Roosevelt
T-5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
7. John F. Kennedy
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Harry Truman

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

10. Andrew Jackson
11. James Madison
12. Woodrow Wilson
13. James Monroe
14. Bill Clinton
15. John Quincy Adams
16. Ronald Reagan
17. James K. Polk
18. Lyndon Johnson
19. Barack Obama

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

20. Martin Van Buren
21. George H.W. Bush
22. Gerald Ford
23. Herbert Hoover
24. Jimmy Carter
24. William H. Taft
25. John Quincy Adams
26. Grover Cleveland
27. Rutherford B. Hayes
28. Martin Van Buren
29. Chester A. Arthur

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

30. James A. Garfield
31. Calvin Coolidge
32. Richard Nixon
33. William McKinley
34. Zachary Taylor
35. John Tyler
36. Benjamin Harrison
37. William Henry Harrison
38. George W. Bush
39. Millard Fillmore

The 77 Greatest US Presidents Ever - Image 1

40. Franklin Pierce
41. Ulysses S. Grant
42. Andrew Johnson
43. James Buchanan
44. Warren Harding

45. …Uhoh.

46. You guys, I promised my editors a list of 77 of these for a wacky, themed President’s Day list. Do you KNOW what happens if I can’t fulfill my Internet List Quota?? THEY’LLBREAK MY THUMBS THEN TURN THE VIDEO OF THEM BREAKING MY THUMBS INTO AGIF AND POST THAT GIF WITH NO LINKBACK CREDIT TO ME!!! And that’s for a FIRSToffense.

47. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT WAS I THINKING??? God Dammit Hopper –SEVENTY-SEVEN PRESIDENTS??? You fucking moron. You could’ve just done 20 or even, oh I don’t know, FORTY-FOUR, how about that number? But no, had to be “better” than the other 9 trillion other Presidential-Ranking lists on the internet and now you’ve federally fucked yourself.

48. Alright, alright, don’t panic. I’m sure I can pad this list with some more presidents and/or random shit from the 90s. CONTINUE

Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water
Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.

Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water

Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.

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LIL TMNT Hits Dad in His Full Shells

Now he won’t have to share that costume with any younger siblings

(Source: youtube.com)

Teenage Mutant Honey Boo Boo
Cowa-WHAT?

Teenage Mutant Honey Boo Boo

Cowa-WHAT?

(Source: reddit.com)

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION - the thug that assaults April O’Neill in the 1990 Ninja Turtles movie is a young Sam Rockwell

!!!!!!!


TMNT Party Van in Real Life


That thing is probably full of old pizza boxes.

That thing is probably full of old pizza boxes.

(Source: College Humor)

TMNT Child Protective Services

Mutant ninjas or not, they’re still under age.

(Source: College Humor)

Stop-Motion Ninja Turtles Theme

The animation’s cool, but crude.

(Source: College Humor)


Donatello’s Job Interview


Homeless in a half shell.

Homeless in a half shell.

(Source: College Humor)

Facebook Timeline Cover Photos - Cartoon University
We just added another image to our Facebook Cover Photo album. Click through to grab it in full-size.
(Original article)

Facebook Timeline Cover Photos - Cartoon University

We just added another image to our Facebook Cover Photo album. Click through to grab it in full-size.

(Original article)

Sea Turtle High Five

Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.

(Source: College Humor)


To Leonardo, With Love


Tim submitted this for every paper he ever had in college.

Tim submitted this for every paper he ever had in college.

(Source: College Humor)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns
I’d recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns

I’d recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.

(Source: College Humor)

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