Oh, The Learning Channel. You were doing so well.
Oh boy. Major miscommunication here about what kind of pussycat you’re supposed to eat.
My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]
You are what your terrible parents force you to eat.
Somehow this is less weird than the original clip.
(Source: College Humor)