Are you looking to travel, but hate reading all those irritating “travel tips” that take a lot of “effort” to make sure you “enjoy your vacation?” Screw ‘em! Here’s a list of 10 Way Easier Travel Tips for the discerning but lazy traveler (aka, all of us):
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"It’s not a lie if YOU believe it." Peter Pan or George Constanza
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Why ignore internet commenters when you can just constantly furiously respond to them?
Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…
ONE. MORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.
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Step 1: Don’t buy your Herpecin cream at the same time.
Always give it 100%, unless it’s the tip.
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Sure, but when I hand out roses to 10-year-old girls suddenly it’s creepy?
How to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction [Click for all your “How To” tips]
Erotic fiction is all the rage these days — and if you’re anything like me, your first response to this trend is, “No thanks,” and your second is, “But wait — can I cash in on that?!” Well, you are in luck! I am here to tell you that writing high-quality smut is as easy as I heard you were in high school. Tramp.
There are several important guidelines to follow when writing straight-up filthy filth for the masses. Keep these simple points in mind, and in no time at all you’ll be on board the gravy train that is the growing erotic fiction market. Just don’t think about the gravy too much. Let’s get started.