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Tips on How Not to Win Back Your Ex

Love means letting go. Just not quite yet.

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The 9 Health Tips We Actually Want To Hear [Click for 5 more awesome tips]

"It’s not a lie if YOU believe it." Peter Pan or George Constanza

How To Totally NAIL Internet Haters [Click for the last 2 TIPS - Free of charge]

Why ignore internet commenters when you can just constantly furiously respond to them? 

Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…
HEAVY SIGH
ONE. MORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.
The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]

Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…

HEAVY SIGH

ONEMORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.

The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]

6 Life Hacks for Incredibly Lazy People [Click for the last 2]

Make your already-too-easy life even easier.

SUPER Awkward Tutorial on How To Pick Up Ladies At The Grocery Store

Step 1: Don’t buy your Herpecin cream at the same time.

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How to Handle the Check on a Date, You Dummy

Always give it 100%, unless it’s the tip.

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Street Performer Knows The Secret to Getting More Tips
PayPal is also accepted. 

Street Performer Knows The Secret to Getting More Tips

PayPal is also accepted. 

10 Year Old Gives Dating Tips to College Guys

Sure, but when I hand out roses to 10-year-old girls suddenly it’s creepy?

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How to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction [Click for all your “How To” tips]
Erotic fiction is all the rage these days — and if you’re anything like me, your first response to this trend is, “No thanks,” and your second is, “But wait — can I cash in on that?!” Well, you are in luck! I am here to tell you that writing high-quality smut is as easy as I heard you were in high school. Tramp.
There are several important guidelines to follow when writing straight-up filthy filth for the masses. Keep these simple points in mind, and in no time at all you’ll be on board the gravy train that is the growing erotic fiction market. Just don’t think about the gravy too much. Let’s get started.

How to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction [Click for all your “How To” tips]

Erotic fiction is all the rage these days — and if you’re anything like me, your first response to this trend is, “No thanks,” and your second is, “But wait — can I cash in on that?!” Well, you are in luck! I am here to tell you that writing high-quality smut is as easy as I heard you were in high school. Tramp.

There are several important guidelines to follow when writing straight-up filthy filth for the masses. Keep these simple points in mind, and in no time at all you’ll be on board the gravy train that is the growing erotic fiction market. Just don’t think about the gravy too much. Let’s get started.

The 13 Most Convincing Tip Jars Ever [Click for more]
Here’s a tip: Don’t be cheap!

The 13 Most Convincing Tip Jars Ever [Click for more]

Here’s a tip: Don’t be cheap!

The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator [Click for more]
Can we split this article up 4 ways? We all forgot to bring cash.

The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator [Click for more]

Can we split this article up 4 ways? We all forgot to bring cash.

When You Don’t Tip You Make Jesus Sad
Jesus could really use some new rags.

When You Don’t Tip You Make Jesus Sad

Jesus could really use some new rags.

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The Troll: Subway, Tips, and Punxsutawney Phil [Click for more]

The Troll: Subway, Tips, and Punxsutawney Phil [Click for more]

How to Live Life on Expert Mode [Click for more tips]

Turn your office into YOUR OFFICE.