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Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

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Need advice on filling out a winning bracket for March Madness? Are you single and having trouble finding the right person? I don’t have time to answer all of your questions for either of those subjects so instead I’m going to give you some tips that apply for both. You can decide for yourself if the advice is for your bracket or your love life.
Tip 1: Accept that the odds are against you 
First things first, you need to accept reality: you don’t stand a chance. Accept that there are experts out there who have spent many long nights in bed gathering statistics by watching and studying game tape. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense that you become a winner, but math only has so much influence. The human element involved makes everything unpredictable so prepare for the worst, but get ready for a wild ride full of upsets and Cinderellas. Tip 
2: Nobody is perfect 
You don’t have to get everything right in order to be a winner this spring. In fact, the odds of everything being perfect are stacked against you and unrealistic to begin with. The media makes you think that everything has to be perfect but very few people ever actually achieve perfection—and they probably cheated in one way or another. This is real life and it’s different. Look at your parents: do they have everything perfect? No, and they have been doing this a lot longer than you. Give yourself a break and just choose what makes you happy. Also, don’t pick any 16’s: they have never won ever and it’s a federal offense in most states.
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Need advice on filling out a winning bracket for March Madness? Are you single and having trouble finding the right person? I don’t have time to answer all of your questions for either of those subjects so instead I’m going to give you some tips that apply for both. You can decide for yourself if the advice is for your bracket or your love life.

Tip 1: Accept that the odds are against you

First things first, you need to accept reality: you don’t stand a chance. Accept that there are experts out there who have spent many long nights in bed gathering statistics by watching and studying game tape. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense that you become a winner, but math only has so much influence. The human element involved makes everything unpredictable so prepare for the worst, but get ready for a wild ride full of upsets and Cinderellas. Tip

2: Nobody is perfect

You don’t have to get everything right in order to be a winner this spring. In fact, the odds of everything being perfect are stacked against you and unrealistic to begin with. The media makes you think that everything has to be perfect but very few people ever actually achieve perfection—and they probably cheated in one way or another. This is real life and it’s different. Look at your parents: do they have everything perfect? No, and they have been doing this a lot longer than you. Give yourself a break and just choose what makes you happy. Also, don’t pick any 16’s: they have never won ever and it’s a federal offense in most states.

Finish reading 5 Tips To Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Love Life

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How To Record a TV Clip for Youtube in 12 Terrible Steps

1) Pause your tv before the moment you want to record.

2) Stand WAY too close to your tv. Like, RIGHT there.

3) Turn the volume way down.

4) Take out your phone and hold it at a 28 degree angle to the tv instead of just straight.

5) Adjust the focus until everything’s too bright to see.

6) Run a vacuum cleaner.

7) Hit “Record” on your phone a full 8-10 seconds before you start the actual clip.

8) Vigorously shake your phone throughout the clip. This will make the clip cool.

9) Laugh loudly throughout the clip into your phone.

10) Stop the clip at a random, jarring time before it’s finished.

11) Upload to Youtube and title it something unfindable.

12) Congrats! You are now literally Martin Scorsese.

If you did everything correctly, your clip SHOULD look like this.

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It’s the Inception of heartbreak.

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How To Not Win Back Your Ex with a Fake Facebook Account

Loneliness “likes” this.

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Tips on How Not to Win Back Your Ex

Love means letting go. Just not quite yet.

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