Finish reading If Dating Worked Like You Thought It Would as a Kid
They’ve already swiped left, pal.
Finish reading 10 Tinder Tricks That Fool No One
Vote for the Best Tinder Pick-Up Line
Some of these might just be stupid enough to work.
The official voting period ends Friday May 23, 2014 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but this Tinder thing seen seems to be really popular in hookup culture right now. Don’t fret if you’re striking out, you’re probably just asking women if they “want the pipe” all wrong. The tumblr TinderLines has hundreds of solid pick-up lines that are sure to score you a ride on the bang train.
* Terrible and with a .0001 chance of working.
Click for MORE: The 20 Best* Tinder Pick-up Lines To Get You Laid
Wingmanville: When you see a hottie you like, your phone automatically sends a text from your best friend’s phone to the hottie’s best friend’s phone asking if they like you back. All the ease of technology, with the nostalgic charm of a 6th grade dance.
MatchBot: First, you rank your preference for every other app user in order. The app mathematically pairs everyone up with their mutually optimal match, and then you are contractually obligated to marry that person and spend the rest of your life with them. You can’t get turned down, because it’s illegal!
Click for 3 MORE: 5 New Apps for People Too Shy to Use Tinder
(Source: College Humor)
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Finish reading If Disney Characters Met on Tinder
Present day Cinderella doesn’t wait for a fairy godmother to fix her up, she uses Tinder. Watch our take on the classic fairytale, updated for 2014. It may not end happily ever after, but it’s good enough for tonight.