PROTIP: Start a fire, then put it out before it escalates. Now you’re a hero!
The History of Beer Drinking
See what the ‘Present Day' looks like
Illustration done by the very talented Matthew Sargent. Follow his Tumblr: Skipping Infinity
A is for Antipsychotic medication.
It’s been another year already?
I remember when you were just a twinkle in your father’s puke.
Explain that one, Doc.
The Best TIME ‘Millennials’ Cover Parodies [Click for more]
TIME Magazine’s latest cover story, in which Millennials are labeled as “lazy, entitled narcissists who still live with their parents,” is merely the latest attempt by a publication to sell more copies by fanning the old generational warfare flame. The good thing is, we’re not going to let this piece fester in our minds until our blood boils (shudder). Instead, we can enjoy something else they gave us: a cover that’s pretty easy to Photoshop. While a couple of these fight back, the majority degenerate into what we do best: get silly.
Honestly though, it seems like they read our guide to Millennials before they wrote their piece.
What Are Millennials?: A Millennial Guide to a Millennial World [Click to finish reading]
Nice try Time, but we already have the Millennial issue covered
Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Click for full version]
Our messiest flowchart yet.
You can learn a lot about a doctor from their office, whether you’d like to or not.
The Internet Oscars [Click for all the winners]
This one’s a tie between the 12-year-old and 32-year-old versions of the same guy.
If that’s the case, my vuvuzela tells perfect time.