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PROTIP: Start a fire, then put it out before it escalates. Now you’re a hero!

Read How To Work At A Coffee Shop All Day Without Getting Kicked Out

The History of Beer Drinking

See what the ‘Present Day' looks like

Illustration done by the very talented Matthew Sargent. Follow his Tumblr: Skipping Infinity

Bizarre but Mesmerizing: Puppets Singing About Time

A is for Antipsychotic medication.

(Source: youtube.com)

September is Over, Better Tell Billie Joe Armstrong From Greenday
It’s been another year already?

September is Over, Better Tell Billie Joe Armstrong From Greenday

It’s been another year already?

(Source: reddit.com)

What Having a Sister is All About
I remember when you were just a twinkle in your father’s puke.

What Having a Sister is All About

I remember when you were just a twinkle in your father’s puke.

(Source: izismile.com)

Back to the Future: Makeup Aging Cast to Look 30 Vs. How They Actually Look Now
Explain that one, Doc.

Back to the Future: Makeup Aging Cast to Look 30 Vs. How They Actually Look Now

Explain that one, Doc.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Best TIME ‘Millennials’ Cover Parodies [Click for more]

TIME Magazine’s latest cover story, in which Millennials are labeled as “lazy, entitled narcissists who still live with their parents,” is merely the latest attempt by a publication to sell more copies by fanning the old generational warfare flame. The good thing is, we’re not going to let this piece fester in our minds until our blood boils (shudder). Instead, we can enjoy something else they gave us: a cover that’s pretty easy to Photoshop. While a couple of these fight back, the majority degenerate into what we do best: get silly.

Honestly though, it seems like they read our guide to Millennials before they wrote their piece.

What Are Millennials?: A Millennial Guide to a Millennial World [Click to finish reading]

Nice try Time, but we already have the Millennial issue covered

 

Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Click for full version]
Our messiest flowchart yet.

Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Click for full version]

Our messiest flowchart yet.

Kelly Clockson
Since you been in the oven.

Kelly Clockson

Since you been in the oven.

(Source: reddit.com)

It’s Quiet Time
Mama stays out of this, OK?

It’s Quiet Time

Mama stays out of this, OK?

(Source: reddit.com)

10 Things You May or May Not Want to See in a Doctors Office
You can learn a lot about a doctor from their office, whether you’d like to or not.

10 Things You May or May Not Want to See in a Doctors Office

You can learn a lot about a doctor from their office, whether you’d like to or not.

The Internet Oscars [Click for all the winners]
This one’s a tie between the 12-year-old and 32-year-old versions of the same guy.

The Internet Oscars [Click for all the winners]

This one’s a tie between the 12-year-old and 32-year-old versions of the same guy.

Daylight Savings Time Reminder

Daylight Savings Time Reminder

Antique Clock
If that’s the case, my vuvuzela tells perfect time.

Antique Clock

If that’s the case, my vuvuzela tells perfect time.