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Finish reading 9 Numbers That Are Even Sexier than 69

We’ve all grown up giggling about the secret definition of the number 69, but have you ever wondered about the naughty nature of other numbers? Well, we have. A lot. Too much. So to make our obsession less weird, we decided to publish this list of all the other known sex numbers. Enjoy it, ya pervs!

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo
Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.
I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.- Allen H

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.

I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.
- Allen H

Man Stabs Friend During Threesome
They should have agreed on a safety word.

Man Stabs Friend During Threesome

They should have agreed on a safety word.

(Source: izismile.com)

Stop and Do What Now?
But only in the name of love.

Stop and Do What Now?

But only in the name of love.

(Source: reddit.com)

Paperman Threesome [Click to watch]
In the paper’s defense, she smooched him and everything.

Paperman Threesome [Click to watch]

In the paper’s defense, she smooched him and everything.

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If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome