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How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]
Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.
Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.
Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.
Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.
Me: We’re in the living room.
Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.
Me: This is hard.
Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?
Me: I think so.
Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?
Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.
Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.
Me: NO! I’m used to this one!
Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.
Me: How do I do that?
Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]

Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.

Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.

Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.

Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.

Me: We’re in the living room.

Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.

Me: This is hard.

Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?

Me: I think so.

Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?

Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.

Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.

Me: NO! I’m used to this one!

Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.

Me: How do I do that?

Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Thinking But Never Say [Click to continue reading]

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Thinking But Never Say [Click to continue reading]



25 Things You Hate Yourself for Thinking But Never Say [Click to continue reading]

Baby Quoting Shakespeare
To be, or not to be, either way my diaper needs changing.

Baby Quoting Shakespeare

To be, or not to be, either way my diaper needs changing.

(Source: reddit.com)

Inquisitive Gorilla Contemplate Plato [Click to animate]
He was a wise man who invented bananas.

Inquisitive Gorilla Contemplate Plato [Click to animate]

He was a wise man who invented bananas.

(Source: cheezburger.com)

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Thinking But Never Say [Click to continue reading]

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Thinking But Never Say [Click to continue reading]

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #6  

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #6  

(Source: College Humor)