The Saddest Police Report about Stolen Mail

SHH!  Yes, its the only logical explanation.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Steals Sub Sandwich By Putting it in His Pants, Thinks He’s Smooth

Is that a sandwich in your pants or are you just a kleptomaniac?

(Source: reddit.com)

Purse Thief Smashes Through Glass Door [Click to animate]

A clean, recently windexed getaway.

(Source: 4gifs)

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar

His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

(Source: reddit.com)

Woman Steals Case of Cans by Hiding it Under Her Dress [Click to animate]

Thighs of steel.

(Source: forgifs.com)

5-Year-Old Picks a Master Lock in Under a Minute

I think it’s obvious who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Dorkly Bits: Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet

Hell demons are weakest against attacks on their self esteem

(Source: College Humor)