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13 Hilarious Notes Written To Thieving Assholes

If you’ve ever had something stolen, then you know how rage inducing it can be. I had my bike stolen from my front yard as a kid, and while I’d like to say that I tracked the criminal down and justice was served, that didn’t happen. I just ended up riding my sister’s old bike ( it was purple and covered in Disney princess stickers) for the rest of the summer. 

I can’t say if these people got their stuff back, but they did call attention to the thief’s jerk behavior, and the message is clear: quit stealing shit, assholes.  

Jake and Amir: Cereal Thief

Take what you want. Not what you have.

(Source: College Humor)

The Saddest Police Report about Stolen Mail
SHH!  Yes, its the only logical explanation.

The Saddest Police Report about Stolen Mail

SHH!  Yes, its the only logical explanation.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Steals Sub Sandwich By Putting it in His Pants, Thinks He’s Smooth
Is that a sandwich in your pants or are you just a kleptomaniac?

Guy Steals Sub Sandwich By Putting it in His Pants, Thinks He’s Smooth

Is that a sandwich in your pants or are you just a kleptomaniac?

(Source: reddit.com)

Purse Thief Smashes Through Glass Door [Click to animate]
A clean, recently windexed getaway.

Purse Thief Smashes Through Glass Door [Click to animate]

A clean, recently windexed getaway.

(Source: 4gifs)

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar
His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar

His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

(Source: reddit.com)

Woman Steals Case of Cans by Hiding it Under Her Dress [Click to animate]
Thighs of steel.

Woman Steals Case of Cans by Hiding it Under Her Dress [Click to animate]

Thighs of steel.

(Source: forgifs.com)

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