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Ladies and gents, these are some subtle but SERIOUS red flags that may reveal your potential lover to be a total psycho and/or bust. Take heed!

2 MORE MAJOR Dating Red Flags [Click to finish]

Should You Send That Dick Pic? [Click for the final answers]
It’s the question we’ve all been wondering.

Should You Send That Dick Pic? [Click for the final answers]

It’s the question we’ve all been wondering.

I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis [Click for full post]
Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!It’s funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled “monster.jpeg”.I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It’s quite attractive! And I don’t tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don’t? I’ll bet you’re just being shy.Although we’ve been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven’t gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You’ve done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I’m so grateful to have seen this side of you.Not only that, but I can’t tell you how many promising relationships I’ve entered into, only to eventually discover, upon becoming intimate, that I wasn’t into how my partner’s penis looked. As I’m sure you know, that’s pretty much a deal breaker for most women. I don’t ask for much out of a relationship, but a good looking penis is non-negotiable. Happily, your photo confirms what I had been dearly hoping to find — that your junk is aesthetically pleasing, and also appears to be in good working order. In fact, it’s quite photogenic! Have you done any penis-modeling in the past? I mean it! 
Continue reading I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis

I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis [Click for full post]

Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!

It’s funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled “monster.jpeg”.

I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It’s quite attractive! And I don’t tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don’t? I’ll bet you’re just being shy.

Although we’ve been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven’t gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You’ve done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I’m so grateful to have seen this side of you.

Not only that, but I can’t tell you how many promising relationships I’ve entered into, only to eventually discover, upon becoming intimate, that I wasn’t into how my partner’s penis looked. As I’m sure you know, that’s pretty much a deal breaker for most women. I don’t ask for much out of a relationship, but a good looking penis is non-negotiable. Happily, your photo confirms what I had been dearly hoping to find — that your junk is aesthetically pleasing, and also appears to be in good working order. In fact, it’s quite photogenic! Have you done any penis-modeling in the past? I mean it! 

Continue reading I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis

7 Excuses for Missing Texts That Would Actually Be Legit [Click for 5 more]

Sry was busy choosing not 2 respond.

Nathan Fielder’s Text Prank For Relationships [Click for more]

Nathan Fielder is at it again! This time, he’s here to practically ruin your relationship. This prank has a hundred percent success rate.

Here’s Nathan Fielder’s Original Tweet.

Yo, Please Gimme a Letter of Recommendation [Click to continue]

Let’s be professional about this. 

The 5 Texters You Know and Hate
The Early Riser - This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.

The 5 Texters You Know and Hate

  1. The Early Riser - This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.

Mom Target Fail
Mother knows best.

Mom Target Fail

Mother knows best.

(Source: swanypants)

Brother in law sexts wrong person 
From a friends Facebook page of her brother in law texting her by mistake for some end of the world sex.

Brother in law sexts wrong person

From a friends Facebook page of her brother in law texting her by mistake for some end of the world sex.

Man Sends Back Shirtless Pic to Wrong Number 
Sorry, wrong sext. 

Man Sends Back Shirtless Pic to Wrong Number

Sorry, wrong sext. 

(Source: humortrain.com)

The Show “Boy Meets World” Texts America [Click to continue reading]

Blind Man Asking for Money Reads Blackberry 
Who said honesty is the best policy?

Blind Man Asking for Money Reads Blackberry

Who said honesty is the best policy?

(Source: reddit.com)

How You Think Your Creation Will Be Received vs. How It Really Is [Click to continue reading]