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Proof That Being a Dick Works Sometimes

Proof That Being a Dick Works Sometimes

Text Mess - Zip Lock Bags
"And yes, it’s medical."

Text Mess - Zip Lock Bags

"And yes, it’s medical."

(Source: reddit.com)

Text Mess - BFF’s


Brings a whole new meeting to text mess

Text Mess - BFF’s

Brings a whole new meeting to text mess

Me and my mom share a name. Instead of putting “wife” and “daughter” on his cell phone to resolve the problem he has us both listed as “Anna.” This led to awkwardness when he texted me one time at 13 saying he was going to spank me. Shocked, I texted back “what the hell did I do?” He replied “you know what you did you naughty kitten.” Then ten seconds later he sent me a text saying “oh dear god, that was for your mother.”

Something In Air

Something In Air

(Source: breakingoutlol)

Text Mess: Something in the Air

Text Mess: Something in the Air

(Source: breakingoutlol)

How To Keep Your Nerd Girlfriend From Killing You
Don’t worry, she gets the reference. But perhaps use chocolate next time.

How To Keep Your Nerd Girlfriend From Killing You

Don’t worry, she gets the reference. But perhaps use chocolate next time.

Text Mess: Well Then

Text Mess: Well Then

Sext Sent To the Wrong Person
How embarrassing, he didn’t use proper punctuation!

Sext Sent To the Wrong Person

How embarrassing, he didn’t use proper punctuation!

Text Mess: Bodybuilding to be like Bane

Text Mess: Bodybuilding to be like Bane

Boy or Grill?
Will we ever truly know the answer….Well, yes, because people can’t be grills…or can they. No, no they can’t.
TEXT MESS: Wrong numbers, autocorrect failure, and text pranks are awesome. When they happen to other people. Like you for instance! Submit your own here

Boy or Grill?

Will we ever truly know the answer….Well, yes, because people can’t be grills…or can they. No, no they can’t.

TEXT MESS: Wrong numbers, autocorrect failure, and text pranks are awesome. When they happen to other people. Like you for instance! Submit your own here

Poop Party
Ain’t no party like it.

Poop Party

Ain’t no party like it.

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Mom is always right honey.

Mom is always right honey.

(Source: College Humor)

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Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

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