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Jake and Amir: Road Trip Part 3 (Texas)

Find fine dining, by dining at a finer diner!

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate
1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate

1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.

2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.

3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”

4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.

5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

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16 Steps To Ensure You Have A Great Valentine’s Day Date [Click to see them all]
The key is eating all the really classy shit.

16 Steps To Ensure You Have A Great Valentine’s Day Date [Click to see them all]

The key is eating all the really classy shit.

Valentine’s Meat
Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.

Valentine’s Meat

Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.

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Drunk Texas A&M Girls Interrupt Local News

This guy’s the Johnny Football of sorority girls ruining his report.

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Man Offended by the “Hell” in “Hello”
I, for one, am offended by the “anal” in Canales.

Man Offended by the “Hell” in “Hello”

I, for one, am offended by the “anal” in Canales.

Back in highschool, I worked for a local movie theater. One night I was working concessions, when a woman walked up and asked for a “medium Coke.” When I handed it to her, she took a sip, stared and me blankly, and said,”This isn’t a Dr. Pepper!” When I politely reminded her that she had specifically asked for a Coke, she replied,”Well, you never asked me what KIND of Coke I wanted!” I have since learned that in Texas, “Coke” is used as an all-encompassing term for “soda.” Silly me for not knowing.

Sign Prohibits Doing Things Preceded by “Hey Y’all, Watch This!”
"Hey Y’All, watch me play safely and respectfully" 

Sign Prohibits Doing Things Preceded by “Hey Y’all, Watch This!”

"Hey Y’All, watch me play safely and respectfully" 

(Source: College Humor)

5 Insanely Weird Facebook Conversations [click to see more madness]

5 Insanely Weird Facebook Conversations [click to see more madness]

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Department Of Public Safety Driver Talking AND Texting

You could get the death penalty in Texas for doing this.

You could get the death penalty in Texas for doing this.

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Don’t Mess With Pizza Tattoo

Sure it’s a cheesy joke. But it’s the good kind of cheesy.

Sure it’s a cheesy joke. But it’s the good kind of cheesy.

(Source: College Humor)