…so does Dad.
“You should always drop a tab of acid before an exam. That way, pass or fail, you’ll still get flying colours.”
How many dangerous lies and vicious rumors are there if Daddy Fat Stacks blocks his shine at the same rate as the bombs over Baghdad?
"After a serious spill, a former study partner begins to stalk me like a procrastinating puma on an answer sheet."
Get used to spelling it; it’s going to be a big part of your life.
Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.
Nice test question, Einstein.
(Source: College Humor)