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Washing Machine Torture

Alright guys, he’s not talking. Let’s see what the toaster oven has to say for herself”

Justify Your Calculus Answer

He copied this from the person next to him too.

Justify Your Calculus Answer

He copied this from the person next to him too.

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Reptar vs. Engineering

You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

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SAT Questions That I Wish I Had Gotten Right Before Going to College

FILL-IN-THE-BLANK QUESTIONS


1.) Dude, be careful hitting on that ——- girl Jessica, because I totally ——- her last semester.
A. crazy . . got stalked by
B. depressed . . used her low self-esteem to take advantage of
C. underage . . legally adopted
D. pregnant . . put a baby in
E. zombie . . killed

2.) You don’t have to worry about ——- in your dorm room, as long as you ——- the RA.
A. getting’ freaky . . make a video of it for
B. practicing Satanism . . sacrifice a virgin to
C. distilling alcohol . . kidnap, and then disguise yourself as
D. allowing illegal immigrants to run a sweat shop . . give free textiles to
E. murder . . murder

3.) That professor is a real ——- and he totally ——- that midterm.
A. downer . . was writing a suicide note during
B. hero . . deserves to be knighted for
C. sex offender . . had sex with me on top of
D. big fan of child labor . . made Taiwanese six-year-olds grade
E. water buffalo . . blew my mind when he used his hoofs to distribute

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I Found Something Funny Online (Click for more from this week’s issue)

I Found Something Funny Online (Click for more from this week’s issue)

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Indecisive Question Answer Will Make Your Head Explode
On second thought, maybe I’ll come back to this question later.

Indecisive Question Answer Will Make Your Head Explode

On second thought, maybe I’ll come back to this question later.

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Kid Answers “Racism” on Test
Give that cracker partial credit.

Kid Answers “Racism” on Test

Give that cracker partial credit.

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Anatomy of a Talking Cheeseburger

Anatomy of a Talking Cheeseburger

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Apparently everything I have learned in English is deemed useless in Calculus.

Apparently everything I have learned in English is deemed useless in Calculus.