If you didn’t wake up today with a shot of tequila, a sombrero, and a vaguely racist notion of what Cinco De Mayo is all about, you shouldn’t have woken up at all.
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Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.
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It’s the most important meal of the evening.
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Or “frienditions,”if you want to be eliminated immediately.