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9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
The words “Ned Flanders” and “Dark” don’t seem like they mix, but beneath his sunny exterior lies a whole mess of disturbing shit. In the episode “Hurricane Neddy” we learn that Ned was once a troubled child whose beatnik parents essentially subjected him to a year long beating that forced him to suppress all of his negative impulses, and instead replace them with all those “Diddleys” and “Doodleys” everyone knows him for. Though he vows at the end of the episode to express his rage like a healthy person, it’s pretty clear that he reverts back to being one big ticking time bomb of repression.
Key Line: ”…And if you really tick me off, I’m gonna run you down with my car.”

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

The words “Ned Flanders” and “Dark” don’t seem like they mix, but beneath his sunny exterior lies a whole mess of disturbing shit. In the episode “Hurricane Neddy” we learn that Ned was once a troubled child whose beatnik parents essentially subjected him to a year long beating that forced him to suppress all of his negative impulses, and instead replace them with all those “Diddleys” and “Doodleys” everyone knows him for. Though he vows at the end of the episode to express his rage like a healthy person, it’s pretty clear that he reverts back to being one big ticking time bomb of repression.

Key Line: ”…And if you really tick me off, I’m gonna run you down with my car.”

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
As the school bully, Nelson is frequently painted as a villain, but when you actually stop to think about the fact that he’s a ten year old boy whose dad walked out on him, and who has obvious issues at home, his anger issues suddenly start to make a lot more sense.
Key Line:  “I’m going away for a week. Cya!” (His mother does not seem to care if he disappears for long stretches of time.)

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

As the school bully, Nelson is frequently painted as a villain, but when you actually stop to think about the fact that he’s a ten year old boy whose dad walked out on him, and who has obvious issues at home, his anger issues suddenly start to make a lot more sense.

Key Line:  “I’m going away for a week. Cya!” (His mother does not seem to care if he disappears for long stretches of time.)

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9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
Ms. Hoover is an alcoholic who shows very clear signs of depression which is not ideal given that she’s responsible for a classroom full of second graders. Clearly, it’s taken a toll on her teaching abilities..
Key Line: ”Since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put down your pencils and stare at the front of the room.”

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

Ms. Hoover is an alcoholic who shows very clear signs of depression which is not ideal given that she’s responsible for a classroom full of second graders. Clearly, it’s taken a toll on her teaching abilities..

Key Line: ”Since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put down your pencils and stare at the front of the room.”

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