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BoobTracker, a Great Use of Time and Effort

Thus far he’s used his power for good…

(Source: youtube.com)

Summoning the Internet Devil
A worthy sacrifice will reveal the password for a protected Wifi

Summoning the Internet Devil

A worthy sacrifice will reveal the password for a protected Wifi

(Source: reddit.com)

iPhone Takes a Selfie
Is that the iHuman 4 or 4s?

iPhone Takes a Selfie

Is that the iHuman 4 or 4s?

(Source: cannabinomad)

How Apple Rumors Get Started

A classic game of iTelephone.

(Source: youtube.com)

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]
Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.
Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.
Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.
Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.
Me: We’re in the living room.
Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.
Me: This is hard.
Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?
Me: I think so.
Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?
Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.
Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.
Me: NO! I’m used to this one!
Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.
Me: How do I do that?
Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]

Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.

Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.

Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.

Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.

Me: We’re in the living room.

Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.

Me: This is hard.

Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?

Me: I think so.

Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?

Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.

Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.

Me: NO! I’m used to this one!

Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.

Me: How do I do that?

Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

uPick: Idiotech [Click for more]
It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

uPick: Idiotech [Click for more]

It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

Stoned Ape Theory

It’s the miracle of high.

(Source: youtube.com)

Pixar Intro Parody

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

Printer for Sale, Works Terribly
Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

Printer for Sale, Works Terribly

Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

(Source: stream.pleated-jeans.com)

I recently convinced my parents to update their 8 year old desktop to a new iMac. My dad was confused as to why he couldn’t install all his old Windows programs on it. In particular, he pulled out a box containing an edition of TurboCAD for Windows 95 on seven FLOPPY DISKS and asked why he couldn’t install it.

Today at work, the secretary gave me a piece of paper and told me to copy and paste addresses off of it.

The First iPad Mini TV Ad is Honestly Catchy

Shut down and take my money.

(Source: youtube.com)

The New Way to Chill on Your Laptop
It’s only uncomfortable for the entire time.

The New Way to Chill on Your Laptop

It’s only uncomfortable for the entire time.

Chinese Apple Store Nails It
Yeah, but can “sense” get a high score of 1,500 on Angry Birds?

Chinese Apple Store Nails It

Yeah, but can “sense” get a high score of 1,500 on Angry Birds?

(Source: reddit.com)

First World Problems

Hey, we all have ‘em.

(Source: youtube.com)