Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.
Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.
“I recently convinced my parents to update their 8 year old desktop to a new iMac. My dad was confused as to why he couldn’t install all his old Windows programs on it. In particular, he pulled out a box containing an edition of TurboCAD for Windows 95 on seven FLOPPY DISKS and asked why he couldn’t install it.”
“Today at work, the secretary gave me a piece of paper and told me to copy and paste addresses off of it.”
It’s only uncomfortable for the entire time.
Yeah, but can “sense” get a high score of 1,500 on Angry Birds?
"Hey Apple, I’m not gay, I’m just drunk."
“My dad is always touting the latest and greatest gadgets to anyone who is in earshot. So after he plugged the Kindle to my grandmother, telling her it would make it that much easier and convenient to read any books she wanted, she decided to buy one. She then came back from the library with some books, put them next to her new purchase and asks my dad “so how do I now put them in this?”