Playing for the price of two!
If you don’t know what that means, he probably celebrated the play by making fun of you in science class.
Ridiculous Soccer Goalie Save [Click to animate]
Now that’s some thinking on your feet.
"For the love of god, touch down." - his feet.
Looks like someone’s been working them glutes.
Knows nothing or is an absolute genius? The first one, obviously.
A Regular High-Five Just Ain’t Going to Cut It [Click to animate]
And that was just after somebody hit a single.
Impressive Soccer Celebration [Click to animate]
Well now they’re just rubbing it in.
He played in Europe after graduating, but never adjusted to the different style of play or metric system.
(Source: College Humor)