Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.
If openly-expressing-opinions-founded-on ignorance-and-intolerance in your pants is cool, consider her Miles Davis.
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Dance like the Ref isn’t watching.
“The first day of my C++ programming class, my professor stood up and said “I don’t care what you guys do in this class. If you want to eat, drink, smoke…. go ahead.””
“I work as a supply teacher. The school district I work for just put up a firewall blocking CollegeHumor. I have no idea how I will survive my days, now.”
"Tear down this wall!”
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Cite this, bitches.
“A couple semesters ago, I took a calculus class with a professor who was…eccentric. He claimed to sleep one hour per night and wrote “Danger: THERE BE DRAGONS!” on every study guide. One time, he gave the class a practice problem that required us to imagine that we had been kidnapped, trapped in the trunk of a car, and had to figure out how far we were from our starting point based on the bumps in the road.”
“My high school had a uniform with button down shirts and there was this one girl who always challenged the dress code. One day in class my teacher got fed up and just straight up yelled at her, “YOU NEED TO STOP LIVIN’ ON WHORE LANE AND BUTTON UP THAT SHIRT YOUNG LADY!””
Very good, Adam. Now I’m going to file what’s called a “restraining order” against you.
They will scare you to your core.
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“My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.””
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!””
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