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Work Sucks: The Best of the Worst [Click full  read]
Welcome back to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you the very best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

My raise over the past two years has been a total of 11 cents. - Anonymous
I have been an AP physics teacher for around six years. I thought I was a pretty good one at that. Almost none of my students failed, and I thought I was pretty nice. Until I found a facebook group specially made to hate me. Almost every student I have taught has joined the group. And to add more, the principal , and some other staff have joined it. - Anonymous
I sell crocs. - Anonymous

If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story here.

Work Sucks: The Best of the Worst [Click full  read]

Welcome back to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you the very best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

My raise over the past two years has been a total of 11 cents. - Anonymous

I have been an AP physics teacher for around six years. I thought I was a pretty good one at that. Almost none of my students failed, and I thought I was pretty nice. Until I found a facebook group specially made to hate me. Almost every student I have taught has joined the group. And to add more, the principal , and some other staff have joined it. - Anonymous

I sell crocs. - Anonymous

If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story here.

Very Mary-Kate: Evaluations

Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.

Indiana Teacher Who Wants “No Gays” Prom x Billy Madison

If openly-expressing-opinions-founded-on ignorance-and-intolerance in your pants is cool, consider her Miles Davis.

(Source: youtube.com)

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more dances]
Dance like the Ref isn’t watching.

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more dances]

Dance like the Ref isn’t watching.

The first day of my C++ programming class, my professor stood up and said “I don’t care what you guys do in this class. If you want to eat, drink, smoke…. go ahead.”

I work as a supply teacher. The school district I work for just put up a firewall blocking CollegeHumor. I have no idea how I will survive my days, now.

Work Sucks: Uh-oh

"Tear down this wall!”

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70-Year-Old Teacher Reads 50 Cent’s P.I.M.P

Go shawty, it’s your classroom.

(Source: youtube.com)

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for article]
Cite this, bitches.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for article]

Cite this, bitches.

A couple semesters ago, I took a calculus class with a professor who was…eccentric. He claimed to sleep one hour per night and wrote “Danger: THERE BE DRAGONS!” on every study guide. One time, he gave the class a practice problem that required us to imagine that we had been kidnapped, trapped in the trunk of a car, and had to figure out how far we were from our starting point based on the bumps in the road.

Classroom - Trapped in the Trunk

My high school had a uniform with button down shirts and there was this one girl who always challenged the dress code. One day in class my teacher got fed up and just straight up yelled at her, “YOU NEED TO STOP LIVIN’ ON WHORE LANE AND BUTTON UP THAT SHIRT YOUNG LADY!”

Kid Writes Love Letter to Teacher
Very good, Adam. Now I’m going to file what’s called a “restraining order” against you.

Kid Writes Love Letter to Teacher

Very good, Adam. Now I’m going to file what’s called a “restraining order” against you.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Hardly Working: Yoga Teachers

They will scare you to your core.

Check out more HardlyWorking episodes here.

My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.”

My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”

See who took the top spot for Best Fictional Teacher [Click to see the results]

See who took the top spot for Best Fictional Teacher [Click to see the results]