"50 Million iPhone Users and you’re the piece of shit I ended up with."
"An old friend from highschool decided to get tatted up. Ended up with this bad boy."
Unless you include spelling. Then you’re better than me.
I don’t blame her. I blame her brain.
Oops I messed up. Tommy, you said you have an un-tattoo pen, right?
This probably isn’t going to reflect well on him in court.
(Source: College Humor)