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ajjames:

Today was one of the best days of my life!

A little back story: 4 years ago, Jake and Amir were on a Ford Fiesta tour of the east coast. They tweeted wondering where in VA they should stop. One of my best friends ever/ roommate of 3 years, Steph (the Jake to my Amir), tweeted at them that if they came to Fredericksburg, we would get “Jake and Amir” inspired tattoos. They ended up going to Richmond, where we met them and talked about the tattoo idea (the first two pictures are from that time). Since they were on a tight schedule, we couldn’t get the tattoos then, but Steph kept in contact with Jake via email and he said the next time we were in NYC together, or they were in VA, we’d make it happen.

Fast forward to this weekend. Jake and Amir opened for Streeter Seidell (another hilarious Connected Ventures/ College Humor comedian) at the Arlington Drafthouse. After a few text exchanges and tattoo parlor changes, we met Jake and Streeter at Jinx Proof Tattoo in Georgetown. The amazing Matt did our tattoos and Jake put us on the guest list for tonight’s standup performance. The show was fucking awesome and we finally have our tattoos; 4 years in the making!

I love you, Steph (and Jake, and Amir, and Streeter)!

Gullies 4 Lyfe!

Have we ever mentioned that we have the best fans on the planet? Because we have the best fans on the planet.

(Source: ajayjanine)

Cheap Tattoo Removal
Each session comes with a free staph infection!

Cheap Tattoo Removal

Each session comes with a free staph infection!

(Source: crowdfail.com)

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Chris Brown’s Siri Ad

"50 Million iPhone Users and you’re the piece of shit I ended up with."

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Horrible Steelers Tattoo
Go Steeers!

Horrible Steelers Tattoo

Go Steeers!

(Source: reddit.com)

Tribal Unicorn Tattoo
"An old friend from highschool decided to get tatted up. Ended up with this bad boy."

Tribal Unicorn Tattoo

"An old friend from highschool decided to get tatted up. Ended up with this bad boy."

"Your" Not Better Than Me Tattoo
Unless you include spelling. Then you’re better than me.

"Your" Not Better Than Me Tattoo

Unless you include spelling. Then you’re better than me.

Shark Armpit Tattoo
I don’t blame her. I blame her brain.

Shark Armpit Tattoo

I don’t blame her. I blame her brain.

Live Slow, Die Whenever Sloth Tattoo
Sloth life.

Live Slow, Die Whenever Sloth Tattoo

Sloth life.

(Source: reddit.com)

Tattoo Typo
Oops I messed up. Tommy, you said you have an un-tattoo pen, right?

Tattoo Typo

Oops I messed up. Tommy, you said you have an un-tattoo pen, right?

Fail Tat
Umm… huh?

Fail Tat

Umm… huh?

Kid with “Thug Life” Knuckles
It’s never too early to be a thug.

Kid with “Thug Life” Knuckles

It’s never too early to be a thug.

(Source: wehatecollege)

Beetlejuice Tattoo Fail
Perfect. Don’t change a thing.

Beetlejuice Tattoo Fail

Perfect. Don’t change a thing.

(Source: reddit.com)

Literal Tramp Stamp
Approved by the Tramp Designation Board.

Literal Tramp Stamp

Approved by the Tramp Designation Board.

(Source: reddit.com)

I want a tattoo or something that will stay with me forever.

I want a tattoo or something that will stay with me forever.

(Source: College Humor)

Never Don’t Give Up
He doesn’t not regret this tattoo.

Never Don’t Give Up

He doesn’t not regret this tattoo.

(Source: College Humor)