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Click for more: This Girl Is Pretty Good at Tinder, Too

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Apparently This Woman Can Talk to Shoes
I bet she only buys Converse.

Apparently This Woman Can Talk to Shoes

I bet she only buys Converse.

Why? Why? Why? Puppy

He wishes it was still Saturday.

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If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]
Downstairs Bathroom
19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet
Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.Son: Just give me a little privacy.Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.
2 minutes later
Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]

Downstairs Bathroom

19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet

Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! 
Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.
Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. 
Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.
Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.
Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.
Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.
Son: Just give me a little privacy.
Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.
Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.
Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.
Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.
Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.

2 minutes later

Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

Conversations with a Twitter Feed: @yokoono

It’s like a one-sided conversation with a one-sided conversation.

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My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night………..She nearly took my fucking eye out.

What Not to Say in Bed

Also, any line from the movie Anchorman.

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Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

Pool Safety Rules for Other Places [Click to continue reading]

No Talking Attached

Some of the best conversations are left unsaid.

Confusing Phone Prank

Don’t worry, he’s not talking to you, he’s just crazy.

Hardly Working: Spitballing

Struggling to come up with some new ideas, the CollegeHumor gang not only spitballs, but “dirtballs,” “powerballs” and “Cinderella balls.”

Fried Eggs Look Like They’re talking
Eggsplain it to me one more time.

Fried Eggs Look Like They’re talking

Eggsplain it to me one more time.

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Presenting the first All Nighter Video: Hardly Working - Spitballing

There are no bad ideas, just weird ones.

This Cat Doesn’t Want to Go to the Vet

If he didn’t want to get experimented on he shouldn’t have started talking.

Jake and Amir: Normal Conversation

Talk like no one’s listening.

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