- Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
- Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
- When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.
- “Hold me back bro!” How to yell this in a way that implies that if your bros weren’t holding you back, oh man, it would go down.
- “Yeah? Come at me bro!” Perquisite: No fewer than four (4) popped collars.
- The game Modern Warfare.
- Puerto-Rican girls and why they aren’t returning your texts.
- Being Canadian and why that doesn’t means you’re ethnic, Dwayne.
- Seriously, Dwayne. At least stop saying the N word.
(Source: College Humor)