Higher, faster, stronger, dirtier.
It’s the thought that gets past the censors.
“So I met this girl online, and we were doing a lot of chatting, just getting-to-know you kind of stuff. After awhile of getting a feel for each others’ personalities, we get into specifics of lifestyle and such, and I tell her, “I don’t drink, smoke, swear, do drugs, or mass murder.” She instantly responds back with, “I don’t drink, smoke, swear, do drugs, and you’ll never find the bodies.” I think I’m in love…”
I like the style, but do you have any in fucking green?
(Source: College Humor)
His first word was “mommy,” but, when he says it, it sounds more like “f*** you, you ***** ***** piece of *****.”