Why The Supreme Court Unanimously Ruled that Human Genes Can’t Be Patented

1. If enough genes are patented, babies could be considered copyright infringement. 

2. They confused genes and jeans, and pants must have already been patented, right? 

3. Justice Thomas didn’t want to read million character-long strings of “AGTCTGAGA… “ 

4. The Supreme Court didn’t want to put more regulations on the mad scientist community. 

5. Justice Scalia is still on the fence as to whether Mendel’s pea experiments really proved anything. 

6. Chief Justice Roberts is worried that a single person could patent the genes to being totally swoll, and then be the only legally swoll man or woman on Earth. 

7. Justice Ginsberg doesn’t want to have to pay royalties to make that combination baby-freight ship she’s been talking about. 

8. Justice Alito didn’t want to have to bing what the difference between DNA andRNA was.

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When Activism Meets Internet: The 21 Best Marriage Equality Symbols [Click for more]

With the Supreme Court tackling the Defense of Marriage Act, we’ve all seen people on social media showing their support by changing their avatars to red “Marriage Equality” equals signs. Of course, with the internet being the internet, a meme was born. Continue

I’m Not Homophobic, But… [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Today, the United States Supreme Court will finally discuss gay marriage bans. A decision is planned to be made tomorrow on the ruling of Prop 8. This could affect the rights of gay marriage nation-wide. At times like these it’s always important to remember that Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends.

We support gay marriage. Here’s why you should too.

The Facebook News Feed History Of 2012 [Click for more]

Catch up with this year’s biggest stories the same way you catch up with everything else.

Supreme Court Auto-Responder: Out of Office [Click to continue reading]

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News Feed History of the World: June 2012 [Click to continue reading]

Read news the only way you know how…by skimming.

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Your Favorite Doctors Weigh In on the Healthcare Ruling [Click to continue reading]

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Animation: Video Game Health Care Bill

1-Ups for all? That’s socialism!

Your Favorite Doctors Weigh In on the Healthcare Ruling [Click to continue reading]

This morning, the Supreme Court announced their decision to uphold the majority of President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, including the controversial individual mandate, which will require nearly all Americans to purchase health insurance. Here to give their thoughts are some of our most prominent medical professionals.

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