“I work at a supermarket and a guy huffed, got annoyed and stormed out when the self serve machine asked him to input the number of bananas he was buying.”
Sounds like that husband knows how to party.
This freezer blew up two buses and a mini mart. This freezer is off the force.
(Source: College Humor)
Except aisles 1 and 2, apparently, which nobody messes with.