Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.
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If Superheroes Were Hipsters
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Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?
It had to happen eventually: Bruce Wayne teams up with Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin to fight crime and melt faces.
Saving the world is so mainstream now.
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A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.
He’s doing just what a Spider-Man can.
Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected…Very Erected
Start reading The X-Men Guide to Puberty
I always knew that The Breakfast Club was missing a certain something, I just didn’t know it was Judd Nelson asking Bane if he still had his V-card.
Pistolshrimps has thrown Batman and his nemesis Bane into other movies and 10 Things I Hate About You is that much better because of it.
Be a Hero. a Superhero.
Their superpower is making their enemies uncomfortable.