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The Easiest Way to Defeat Batman

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Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.

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If Superheroes Were Hipsters

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HAPPY BATMAN DAY! We have 11 episodes of the best series ON THE INTERNET. We dare you to find a better one. Watch them all here.

Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)

Batman Says His Goodbyes

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

Batman vs. The Scarecrow

Batman Meets Two-Face

Batman Blows His Cover

Batman Chooses His Voice

Batman Meets The Riddler

Batman Interrogation

Batman Vanishing

Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?

 

BatMetal: Heavy Metal Batman

It had to happen eventually: Bruce Wayne teams up with Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin to fight crime and melt faces.

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Hipster Superheroes

Saving the world is so mainstream now.

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A supernatural ability to make things bigger? Don’t mind if I do.

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Spider-Man&#8217;s at It Again
He&#8217;s doing just what a Spider-Man can.

Spider-Man’s at It Again

He’s doing just what a Spider-Man can.

Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected&#8230;Very Erected

Well-Endowed Spider-Man Statue Erected…Very Erected

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Start reading The X-Men Guide to Puberty

Start reading The X-Men Guide to Puberty

I always knew that The Breakfast Club was missing a certain something, I just didn’t know it was Judd Nelson asking Bane if he still had his V-card. 

Pistolshrimps has thrown Batman and his nemesis Bane into other movies and 10 Things I Hate About You is that much better because of it. 

Superman With a GoPro

Be a Hero. a Superhero.

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Furry Superheroes Are Super Gross

Their superpower is making their enemies uncomfortable.

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