Blinded by the light.
Prepare for Star Trek into Darkness by staring at some light.
Sitting down is… just like riding a bike?
In these instances, it’s way more entertaining to judge a book by its cover.
Don’t cut corners in life. You’ll wind up dead.
This show was cancelled after five seasons because they ran out of puns.
Muscle Milk’s even better for you on the way out.
The dirtiest show on Nickelodeon wasn’t Double Dare.
Brace yourselves. Bleeps are coming.