Can we please stop walking? My feet are killing me.
Previously: Sorkinisms Supercut [June 2012]
They should have just recited “The Pledge of Allegiance,” or never agreed to do anything like this at all.
(Source: College Humor)
Blinded by the light.
Prepare for Star Trek into Darkness by staring at some light.
Definitely a good “post mother’s day” present.
Sitting down is… just like riding a bike?
In these instances, it’s way more entertaining to judge a book by its cover.
Don’t cut corners in life. You’ll wind up dead.
This show was cancelled after five seasons because they ran out of puns.
Muscle Milk’s even better for you on the way out.
N-E-C-K B-R-A-C-E What’s that spell?
Shame on you, Quentin.