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20 More TOTALLY RAD Ideas For Nostalgic Super Bowl Ads
With this year’s slate of Super Bowl ads to include a Full House Reunion, a Seinfeld Reunion, and Morpheus from The Matrix checkin’ out Kias (hot off the heels of last year’s Ferris Bueller ad), let’s take a look into the FUTURE of Super Bowl ads based on things we LOVE or KIND OF REMEMBER from the past, brought back and made better!!!!
Here are 20 ads currently in the works probably:
1. It’s OFFICE SPACE but Lumberg needs those BUD LIGHT reports
2. BOBA FETT falls into Sarlac Pit, turns to camera and is all like “I should’ve used GODADDY”
3. The cast of SAVED BY THE BELL at their reunion all eating POPCHIPS. Belding gets hit in balls w/ chips
4. CGI’d Patrick Swazye: “Nobody puts PISTACHIOS in a corner”
5. Lady from When Harry Met Sally (alive?) says “I’ll have what she’s having” and what she’s having is an AUDI
6. FRASIER singing “Tossed Salad and Scrambled BUDWEISER” (Note: If Frasier unavail, can replace w/ brother or dog)
7. Patrick Stewart as CAPTAIN PICARD says “Make it so.” Make what so? Camera spins around and it turns out he’s asking you to make NEW DORITOS FLAVOR so.
8. The cast of MEAN GIRLS just straight-up says that BUGLES are “fetch” and that’s it. Cool #hashtag is on the screen tho
9. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN asks for MORE COWBELL in his brand spankin new DRE BEATS (or Jay Mohr as Chris Walken? TBD)
10. MACAULAY CULKIN makes the HOME ALONE face over the great deals on PRICELINE and it goes VIRAL
11. Cast of 2 GUNS having 2 FUNS replacing their guns with 2 OIKOS YOGURTS (shaped like guns?)
12. PHOEBE CATES from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH gets out of the pool, is just about to take her top off but then something funny happens TOYOTA.
13. DEMI MOORE and A PATRICK SWAYZE LOOKALIKE in the clay scene from GHOST but instead of clay they’re molding a SPECIAL K PROTEIN SHAKE. (last shot: Whoopi Goldberg looks on and winks?)
14. DOC BROWN just needs one more ingredient to get the time machine running to go BACK TO THE FUTURE. That ingredient? HOTELS DOT COM
15. DENZEL WASHINGTON from REMEMBER THE TITANS actually forgets the Titans because now he’s too busy remembering CARMAX
16. The cast of VERONICA’S CLOSET reunites and eats CHEERIOS at their office (pretty sure they were in an office right?)
17. VAN HELSING faces a test greater than any monster: The Taste of COKE ZERO
18. Hologram MARLON BRANDO says “Today, on the day of my daughter’s wedding…we’re having TOSTITOS SCOOPS!” ZOOM OUT to reveal cast of GODFATHER (all holograms) dipping scoops in TOSTITOS SALSA at wedding (Randy Jackson there too?)
19. Psy does the GANGNAM STYLE dance in a hay field with sexy tractors in background: it’s Oppa NATIONAL FARM WORKER’S ASSOCIATION Style! (5 minute ad)
20. Team from SAVING PRIVATE RYAN goes to save Private Ryan but walk right past him and instead save 15% OR MORE ON THEIR CAR INSURANCE, i.e., because that is better than Private Ryan. Last shot is Private Ryan shrugging at camera like “what are ya gonna do”
Now add yours!  
 

20 More TOTALLY RAD Ideas For Nostalgic Super Bowl Ads

With this year’s slate of Super Bowl ads to include a Full House Reunion, a Seinfeld Reunion, and Morpheus from The Matrix checkin’ out Kias (hot off the heels of last year’s Ferris Bueller ad), let’s take a look into the FUTURE of Super Bowl ads based on things we LOVE or KIND OF REMEMBER from the past, brought back and made better!!!!

Here are 20 ads currently in the works probably:

1. It’s OFFICE SPACE but Lumberg needs those BUD LIGHT reports

2. BOBA FETT falls into Sarlac Pit, turns to camera and is all like “I should’ve used GODADDY”

3. The cast of SAVED BY THE BELL at their reunion all eating POPCHIPS. Belding gets hit in balls w/ chips

4. CGI’d Patrick Swazye: “Nobody puts PISTACHIOS in a corner”

5. Lady from When Harry Met Sally (alive?) says “I’ll have what she’s having” and what she’s having is an AUDI

6. FRASIER singing “Tossed Salad and Scrambled BUDWEISER” (Note: If Frasier unavail, can replace w/ brother or dog)

7. Patrick Stewart as CAPTAIN PICARD says “Make it so.” Make what so? Camera spins around and it turns out he’s asking you to make NEW DORITOS FLAVOR so.

8. The cast of MEAN GIRLS just straight-up says that BUGLES are “fetch” and that’s it. Cool #hashtag is on the screen tho

9. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN asks for MORE COWBELL in his brand spankin new DRE BEATS (or Jay Mohr as Chris Walken? TBD)

10. MACAULAY CULKIN makes the HOME ALONE face over the great deals on PRICELINE and it goes VIRAL

11. Cast of 2 GUNS having 2 FUNS replacing their guns with 2 OIKOS YOGURTS (shaped like guns?)

12. PHOEBE CATES from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH gets out of the pool, is just about to take her top off but then something funny happens TOYOTA.

13. DEMI MOORE and A PATRICK SWAYZE LOOKALIKE in the clay scene from GHOST but instead of clay they’re molding a SPECIAL K PROTEIN SHAKE. (last shot: Whoopi Goldberg looks on and winks?)

14. DOC BROWN just needs one more ingredient to get the time machine running to go BACK TO THE FUTURE. That ingredient? HOTELS DOT COM

15. DENZEL WASHINGTON from REMEMBER THE TITANS actually forgets the Titans because now he’s too busy remembering CARMAX

16. The cast of VERONICA’S CLOSET reunites and eats CHEERIOS at their office (pretty sure they were in an office right?)

17. VAN HELSING faces a test greater than any monster: The Taste of COKE ZERO

18. Hologram MARLON BRANDO says “Today, on the day of my daughter’s wedding…we’re having TOSTITOS SCOOPS!” ZOOM OUT to reveal cast of GODFATHER (all holograms) dipping scoops in TOSTITOS SALSA at wedding (Randy Jackson there too?)

19. Psy does the GANGNAM STYLE dance in a hay field with sexy tractors in background: it’s Oppa NATIONAL FARM WORKER’S ASSOCIATION Style! (5 minute ad)

20. Team from SAVING PRIVATE RYAN goes to save Private Ryan but walk right past him and instead save 15% OR MORE ON THEIR CAR INSURANCE, i.e., because that is better than Private Ryan. Last shot is Private Ryan shrugging at camera like “what are ya gonna do”

Now add yours!  

 

How to Get Hired By Seeming Like a Serial Killer [Click for more]
Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks too then submit your story to us on Tumblr and it might be featured in the next column.
I work for Comcast as an installer, one of my duties is disconnecting cable. I disconnected a guy on Superbowl Sunday right before the game, I could see his living room with a flat screen set up and cars lining the street for a party. A minute before kick off, I pulled the wire, before I could get down the pole, the guy comes out with a gun shooting at me. I got the hell out of there and called the cops. - Anonymous
So some kid kept on asking her mom to get her candy while I was at work today. When they came by to check out, the mom asked me, “You are so skinny. What do you eat usually?” I answered, “Spinach. Lots of spinach.” The look on her kid’s face was priceless. - Anonymous
I work at a restaurant where we pass out pagers when your food is ready. A mother and young boy ordered their food and the boy kept reaching up. The mother handed him the pager and said “He always enjoys playing with my vibrator.” My eyes got wide as I tried not to laugh. Then she said “uh I mean buzzer thingy” and made a bee line for the drink station. - Anonymous - Continue reading

How to Get Hired By Seeming Like a Serial Killer [Click for more]

Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks too then submit your story to us on Tumblr and it might be featured in the next column.

I work for Comcast as an installer, one of my duties is disconnecting cable. I disconnected a guy on Superbowl Sunday right before the game, I could see his living room with a flat screen set up and cars lining the street for a party. A minute before kick off, I pulled the wire, before I could get down the pole, the guy comes out with a gun shooting at me. I got the hell out of there and called the cops. - Anonymous

So some kid kept on asking her mom to get her candy while I was at work today. When they came by to check out, the mom asked me, “You are so skinny. What do you eat usually?” I answered, “Spinach. Lots of spinach.” The look on her kid’s face was priceless. - Anonymous

I work at a restaurant where we pass out pagers when your food is ready. A mother and young boy ordered their food and the boy kept reaching up. The mother handed him the pager and said “He always enjoys playing with my vibrator.” My eyes got wide as I tried not to laugh. Then she said “uh I mean buzzer thingy” and made a bee line for the drink station. - Anonymous - Continue reading

The Saddest & Happiest Moment from the SuperBowl

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]

Predicting The Best Super Bowl Commercials Before They Air [Click for full article]
Car. Driving fast. Driving on a racetrack past scientists who drop their clipboards, because who knew Car could drive THIS fast? Not even scientists knew that.
Other Car. Driving fast. Driving on a curvy road in a foreign country. Who knew Other Car could drive THIS fast in THIS foreign of a country. 
A dreary cityscape. Shot in black and white. A flock of unremarkable birds flies away. Even they have no use for this city. We don’t see the birds, because we were blind to this decline. There is a stark beauty to this. All of a sudden the commercial remembers it’s a commercial and the last five seconds are about Reinforced-Seal Sandwich Bags. Continue

Predicting The Best Super Bowl Commercials Before They Air [Click for full article]

Car. Driving fast. Driving on a racetrack past scientists who drop their clipboards, because who knew Car could drive THIS fast? Not even scientists knew that.

Other Car. Driving fast. Driving on a curvy road in a foreign country. Who knew Other Car could drive THIS fast in THIS foreign of a country.

A dreary cityscape. Shot in black and white. A flock of unremarkable birds flies away. Even they have no use for this city. We don’t see the birds, because we were blind to this decline. There is a stark beauty to this. All of a sudden the commercial remembers it’s a commercial and the last five seconds are about Reinforced-Seal Sandwich BagsContinue

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more dances]
Dance like the Ref isn’t watching.

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more dances]

Dance like the Ref isn’t watching.

Pornhub’s Rejected Super Bowl Commercial

Love is real. But who cares.

(Source: reddit.com)

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Any Given Puppy Bowl

Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.

Screencap: Superbowl
So…does that mean you have an extra ticket, or…?

Screencap: Superbowl

So…does that mean you have an extra ticket, or…?


Missing the Puppy Bowl


Responds to John and Sad, Sad, Poor Excuse for a Man.

Responds to John and Sad, Sad, Poor Excuse for a Man.

(Source: College Humor)

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Budweiser Good

From the makers of Bud Platinum comes a new variation of Bud: Budweiser Good. “We’re trying.”


Madonna’s Magical Super Bowl Halftime Act


I made the fanbase disappear. I made the fanbase disappear.

I made the fanbase disappear. I made the fanbase disappear.

(Source: College Humor)

The Best of Sad Tom Brady
Our favorite pictures of Sad Keanu’s new best friend.

The Best of Sad Tom Brady

Our favorite pictures of Sad Keanu’s new best friend.

(Source: College Humor)


Bacon Super Bowl Trophy


Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.

Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.

(Source: )

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Sketch: Atheist Football Player

He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.