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Which is the most realistic Mario?
Watch 12 Super Marios In Real Life

Which is the most realistic Mario?

Watch 12 Super Marios In Real Life

Based solely on the fact that Peach is a princess, we can conclude that the Mushroom Kingdom is a monarchy. While that’s all well and good, when you take a look at the Mushroom Kingdom as a whole, things start to seem a little bit fishy. The world of Mario is a rich ecosystem of turtles, other slightly different turtles, mushroom men, and big headed creatures named for ethnic slurs. However, while there’s no shortage of indigenous species in the Mushroom Kingdom, there is a marked shortage of one thing: humans.
Finish reading: Proof That Peach Is The Real Villain Of The Super Mario Franchise

Based solely on the fact that Peach is a princess, we can conclude that the Mushroom Kingdom is a monarchy. While that’s all well and good, when you take a look at the Mushroom Kingdom as a whole, things start to seem a little bit fishy. 

The world of Mario is a rich ecosystem of turtles, other slightly different turtles, mushroom men, and big headed creatures named for ethnic slurs. However, while there’s no shortage of indigenous species in the Mushroom Kingdom, there is a marked shortage of one thing: humans.

Finish reading: Proof That Peach Is The Real Villain Of The Super Mario Franchise

Who Would Win in a Fight? [Click to start voting]

And be sure to send us your toughest one and we’ll RB to help crowdsource the answer.

Just because I’m livin’ hard doesn’t mean I’m not livin’ cute.

12 Gangsta Cars with Cartoon Themes [Click for more]

The Super Mario Games Are Spilling into the Real World
Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!

The Super Mario Games Are Spilling into the Real World

Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!

Super Mario Pup Eats Super ‘Shroom [Click to animate]
Much better outcome than the time he ate the Fire Flower.

Super Mario Pup Eats Super ‘Shroom [Click to animate]

Much better outcome than the time he ate the Fire Flower.

Super Nicolas Cage Bros.
Heavy on the mushrooms, huh?

Super Nicolas Cage Bros.

Heavy on the mushrooms, huh?

(Source: chuckmccarthy.com)

Pac-Man vs. Mario

It’s a-me, the guy who slept with Ms. Pac-Man.

(Source: youtube.com)

First Person Goomba

It’s-a me, mortality.

(Source: youtube.com)

Super Mario Bros A Cappella Medley

Nintendo was so impressed, they bought these guys a guitar.

(Source: youtube.com)

Find Me in the 90s

Throw it in your Walkman.

(Source: youtube.com)

If Videogames Were More Like College [Click to continue reading]

If Videogames Were More Like College [Click to continue reading]

Mario and Peach: the Later Years
"How come we never go karting anymore?

Mario and Peach: the Later Years

"How come we never go karting anymore?

(Source: reddit.com)

Photo Bob-omb
Ah, he ruined that picture of me in front of his nondescript building.

Photo Bob-omb

Ah, he ruined that picture of me in front of his nondescript building.

(Source: College Humor)