Super Bowl Commercial Hashtags: Where Are They Now?

During the Super Bowl this past February, nearly every major commercial featured a prominent, unique hashtag to help “engage social media consumers” and “build virtual brand impressions” and all the other important things that normal humans who speak in normal ways say. As an avid Twittist myself, I know we all instantly rushed to Twitter to use these unique hashtags CONSTANTLY right after seeing the ads, but what happens to these hashtags months after the multi-million dollar Super Bowl commercials have aired? Uncover the full story here.

Soccer is Fixed and World Peace Fights [Click for full post]

Bountygate Coach Gregg Williams Was Reinstated, Hired

Immediately after the NFL reinstated coach Gregg Williams, who had been banned from theNFL for his involvement in the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal, the Tennessee Titans hired him. I guess it’s true what they say: Bounty does make for a quicker picker-upper. 

The Super Bowl Happened:

Half Of The Superdome Hit With 30-Minute Blackout - The other half, when reached for comment, had this to say: “I’m FINE, man. I had, like, two beersh. I can drive.”

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What Was The Best Part of the Super Bowl Pie Chart Fail

I’d like to phone a friend.

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Beyonce Isn’t Even in Her Final Form [Click to animate]

All the single saiyans.

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Twidiots: The Illuminati is Everywhere [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout [Click to watch]

What a true villain.

Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout [Click to watch]

He’s Baltimore’s reckoning, and Bane is also super scary.

Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout

New Orleans’ reckoning has come! And it’s briefly irritating.

Conan: Budweiser’s Clydesdale Ad Remix

Save a horse, ride an officer of the law.

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The Top 5 Most Offensive Superbowl Commercials [Click for more]

Volkswagen – Get in. Get Happy.

This one has elements that aren’t offensive by themselves, but when you put them TOGETHER it becomes just wrong. I can’t believe this commercial juxtaposes The Partridge Family theme song with images of boring office life. The Partridge Family represented family, artistry, freedom, and togetherness — everything that is antithetical to today’s modern work environment that takes people away from their families and shunts them into soulless, cubic prisons. If The Partridge Family were alive today, and also not completely fictional, they would be disgusted to see the way their song had been appropriated. Continue

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Super Bowl Commercial: Kia - Space Babies

Where does the space stork fit into all of this?

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Buy Ray Lewis’ Tears

Can we get this in spray form?

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Super Bowl Commercial: MiO Fit - Anthem (ft. Tracy Morgan)

Tracy Morgan’s commercial acting career finally takes off!

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Super Bowl Commercial: E*Trade - Save It

Please auction that painting

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The Top 5 Most Offensive Superbowl Commercials [Click for more]

Gangnam Pistachios

This one typifies one of the most destructive double-standards in society today. Why is that when we see men dancing on TV, they’re always having goofy fun WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON, but when you look at the OTHER side, every single depiction of anthropomorphic pistachios shows them sexily peeling off their shells within seconds. This objectification of anthropomorphic pistachios is irresponsible. Pistachios are more than objects. That’s why we took the the time to anthropomorphize them — so they would have human qualities! What kind of example is this setting? Pistachios are more than just a shell waiting to be cracked open, and sometimes pistachios do that weird thing where they’re not split and you can NEVER get them open. We need to make sure that these more realistic depictions of anthropomorphic pistachios are presented in media today. Continue

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