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A Whole New Level of Sunscreen
Don’t just block the sun…detroy it.

A Whole New Level of Sunscreen

Don’t just block the sun…detroy it.

(Source: chuckmccarthy.com)

Ken M strikes again
The Troll: Undiscovered Sea Creatures and Juice Cleanses

Ken M strikes again

The Troll: Undiscovered Sea Creatures and Juice Cleanses

NeapoliTAN Lines
It doesn’t taste the same as ice cream, but it’ll do.

NeapoliTAN Lines

It doesn’t taste the same as ice cream, but it’ll do.

(Source: reddit.com)

Fucking Relax, Weather Dot Com

The following is a series of actual Weather.com headlines collected over the past three weeks. You guys – I’m a little worried about Weather.com:

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In 9th grade science, we were talking about the sun burning itself out over time. One of the cheerleaders raised her hand and said, “it’s ok if the sun burns out since we can get light from the moon”

Classroom - Light from the Moon

Call me old-fashioned, but I think the guy should be the one who asks the girl out. If granted permission from the Sun God, Ra, of course.

Jokes: Old-Fashioned

Master will be pleased.

Obama Looks Like He’s Holding the Sun
Ummm…I think Obama has finally solved our energy problems.

Obama Looks Like He’s Holding the Sun

Ummm…I think Obama has finally solved our energy problems.

(Source: reddit.com)

10 Reasons It’s Good Summer Is Almost Over [Click to continue reading]
We all know summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda, sorta be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the ability to say so long to your balls sticking to your thighs, and hello hoodie weather. Here’s some reasons you should be happy summer is almost over. 

10 Reasons It’s Good Summer Is Almost Over [Click to continue reading]

We all know summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda, sorta be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the ability to say so long to your balls sticking to your thighs, and hello hoodie weather. Here’s some reasons you should be happy summer is almost over. 

Pool Surprise

The surprise is how much it cost. Of course there’s a bear in the pool.

Summer Sports You’ll Actually Play [Click to continue reading]

Summer Sports You’ll Actually Play [Click to continue reading]

The Things You Hear on Vacation [Click to continue reading]

Patriotic Sunburn
A sunburn in the name of Amurrica.

Patriotic Sunburn

A sunburn in the name of Amurrica.

(Source: College Humor)

Staying cool
If onlyI was that lucky…

Staying cool

If onlyI was that lucky…

(Source: College Humor)

Nothing Sexual Going On At Beach
Just a bunch of people enjoying the beach. Nothing unusual here.

Nothing Sexual Going On At Beach

Just a bunch of people enjoying the beach. Nothing unusual here.

(Source: College Humor)

V-Neck Sunburn
Did you go to college? ‘Cause you look well-red.

V-Neck Sunburn

Did you go to college? ‘Cause you look well-red.

(Source: College Humor)