“In 9th grade science, we were talking about the sun burning itself out over time. One of the cheerleaders raised her hand and said, “it’s ok if the sun burns out since we can get light from the moon”
“Call me old-fashioned, but I think the guy should be the one who asks the girl out. If granted permission from the Sun God, Ra, of course.”
Jokes: Old-Fashioned
Master will be pleased.
Obama Looks Like He’s Holding the Sun
Ummm…I think Obama has finally solved our energy problems.
(Source: reddit.com)
![10 Reasons It’s Good Summer Is Almost Over [Click to continue reading]
We all know summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda, sorta be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the ability to say so long to your balls sticking to your thighs, and hello hoodie weather. Here’s some reasons you should be happy summer is almost over.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gbvbtO361qasthro1_r2_500.png)
10 Reasons It’s Good Summer Is Almost Over [Click to continue reading]
We all know summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda, sorta be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the ability to say so long to your balls sticking to your thighs, and hello hoodie weather. Here’s some reasons you should be happy summer is almost over.
The surprise is how much it cost. Of course there’s a bear in the pool.
![Summer Sports You’ll Actually Play [Click to continue reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84wz1upPc1qasthro1_500.png)
Summer Sports You’ll Actually Play [Click to continue reading]
The Things You Hear on Vacation [Click to continue reading]
Nothing Sexual Going On At Beach
Just a bunch of people enjoying the beach. Nothing unusual here.
(Source: College Humor)
A Flock of Seagulls Covers a Flock of Seagulls
This one’s for the birds.
Five Generations of Batman Relaxing in the Sun
A sunny day for a dark knight.
(Source: College Humor)
He doesn’t always paint the squash like people and hold “family reunions,” but when he does it’s for attention.
(Source: College Humor)
