The Troll: Easter, Oral, and Homemade Fruit Roll-Ups [Click for more]

Mmmmm….commercials.

Today was supposed to mark the last day before the ban on the sale of large sugary drinks in New York took effect. It would have forbid the selling of 16 ounces or more in restaurants, movie theaters and food-service establishments. We think it had something to do with these added regulations that Bloomberg tried to slip in last minute. Here’s the full article.

Gummy Bear Nutrition Facts

..written by Willy Wonka

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Hardly Working: Sticky Kids

It’s got Thomas Middleditch and Josh Ruben playing kids on massive sugar highs. CLICK ALREADY.

Accurate Candy Wrappers [Click to continue reading]

Soda Fountain is Out of Control

Steve brought soda, this party is about CRAZY.

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More Specific Drink Regulations

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg stirred controversy recently when he announced intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks. We decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages. 

(Source: College Humor)

What Happens When You Leave Gummy Bears In A Hot Car

So that’s how Fruit Roll-Ups are made  

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Candy Labeled “Where the Jizz Izz”

Not sure I want this candy. 

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Weird Donut Sex Tip

“You wait right here, I’m gonna go the donut.” “The what?” 

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