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Starbucks’ New Bathroom Policy Sucks

You should apologize for all the inconvenience you’ve been causing. The Starbucks staff gets even more pissed - Keep reading

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Spanish Paper Written in French 

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Man Named Hitler Mussolini
How do you have a name like that and not get beaten up every day.

Man Named Hitler Mussolini

How do you have a name like that and not get beaten up every day.

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I used to work at a fast food restaurant. One time this lady came through the drive-thru and asked how many nuggets came with the chicken nuggets. I responded, “It’s a five piece.” She says, “Yeah, but how many are in it?” I quit the job before I lost too many brain cells.

Ok, so one of my best friends was working at the local supermarket and I went there to get some things for another friends surprise party. I went to my friend’s register and was talking to her about the party plans when this sketchy guy comes up to us and gives my friend a letter. He had terrible handwriting and we thought it said “I have a son,” so my friend told him to wait until we were finished. It turns out the letter really said “I have a GUN,” but we only figured it out after he got frustrated and left and the cops caught him holding up a convenience store half an hour later.

I work at an AT&T store and have to deal with iPhone issues all the time. One time a woman walks in with her iPhone all pissed off and says, “You sold me a defective iPhone! I can barely hear the other person on this damn f**king thing! I want a new one NOW!”. Taking one look at the phone I told the lady that I could fix it for her, but she doubted me and said that she didn’t want a “fixed yet defective iPhone you dumb a-hole”. I proceeded to take off the screen film that comes on new iPhones which covers the mic as well and told her to try it now. She turned red faster than Santa with a bottle of whiskey.

I work at a gas station and I love it when people see the pumps, see the prices, and they still come in and ask “Do you sell gas here?”

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Shovel Nutshot Prank on Son

He’ll have to adopt if he ever wants to pull this on his kid.


Skateboarder Falls Hard


Why would he think jumping out of a helicopter onto a half-pipe would work?

Why would he think jumping out of a helicopter onto a half-pipe would work?

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Work Sucks, I Know: Issue 63

"A few weeks ago at the clothing store I work for, a woman came in demanding a refund for some destroyed-style jeans her daughter had purchased, which she claimed were damaged. I politely asked her if she could please point out the damage for me and hand me her receipt (which she didn’t have). She replied by asking me if I was “f*cking retarded” and motioned to the intentional rips down the front of the jeans."

Read more of this week’s best (worst) job stories

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