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15 Awesome Words of Wisdom From Fast Food Signs

Panhandler Pranks Entire Subway Car

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen! A prank is about to take place!

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Everyone hates the out-of-towner who doesn’t know how to act in NYC. Here are 5 tips that will help you blend in and avoid looking like an ignorant tourist.

1. Eat Smelly Food on the Subway ONLY

REAL New Yawkahs hate nothing more than smelling your food out on the street, so make sure you save your MOST aromatic meals (Indian takeout, vat of kimchee, etc.) for the subway, so the scent is contained! That’s basic NYC Living 101: Be considerate.

2. Walk as Slowly as Possible

During your time in the Big Apple, you’ll need to slow your roll through NY’s groovy grid-iron. That’s because you may be stopped by a canvasser or a comedy show promoter, and it’s considered INCREDIBLY rude not to listen to their pitch in full. Also, always walk slowly on the left and pass people on the right, since oncoming cars can more easily avoid hitting the slow and elderly. It just makes sense if you think about it! Use your brains, guys.

Click to see 3 more: 5 NYC Etiquette Tips That Every REAL New Yorker Already Knows

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One backpack strap? REALLY?
Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

One backpack strap? REALLY?

Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

What Subway Announcements Really Mean »
This Guy Has Best Seat on the Subway
Subway myway.

This Guy Has Best Seat on the Subway

Subway myway.

Until further notice, everything is going to suck.  
Read the LAST 2 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter [Click to finish]

Until further notice, everything is going to suck.  

Read the LAST 2 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter [Click to finish]

…really long wait times

Even more Crazy Things You Might Find on the New York City Subway

22 Crazy Things You Might Find on the New York City Subway [Click for more]

The greatest city in the world blah blah blah ok do you want to see some weird photos taken on the NYC subway? I took them all on the way to work.

Panhandler Pranks Entire Subway Car

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen! A prank is about to take place!

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Friends Who Have Similar Last Names Share Best Picture in Yearbook
Looks like someone is Lady and the Tramp-ing it.

Friends Who Have Similar Last Names Share Best Picture in Yearbook

Looks like someone is Lady and the Tramp-ing it.

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Subway Car Talk Show (ft. Pat Cassels)

Jay Leno already bought a monthly subway card.

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All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place

Heres the fastest way to make everyone mad at you on the subway

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