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Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.- Z.M.

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?

One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
- Z.M.

(Source: College Humor)

IdioTech: Grandpa Put the Electronic Teapot on the Stove [Click for full post]
Today, my grandpa put our electronic teapot on the stove to make coffee….. the battery melted and it still smells awful.- George M. 
My Grandma thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn’t hear the dial tone.- Annie M. 
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IdioTech: Grandpa Put the Electronic Teapot on the Stove [Click for full post]

Today, my grandpa put our electronic teapot on the stove to make coffee….. the battery melted and it still smells awful.
- George M. 

My Grandma thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn’t hear the dial tone.
- Annie M. 

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(Source: College Humor)

Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed
You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.- M.P. 
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Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed

You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.
- M.P. 

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(Source: College Humor)

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo
Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.
I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.- Allen H

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.

I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.
- Allen H

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]
I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.- Conor B 
You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.- Katie K 
soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )- KW 
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Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]

I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.
- Conor B 

You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.
- Katie K 

soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )
- KW 

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Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

Rough Love: If She Knows Star Wars, It’s True Love [Click for more]
Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry
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Rough Love: If She Knows Star Wars, It’s True Love [Click for more]

Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry

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IdioTech: It’s Hotmail, Not Hot Male [Click for full post]
My mother asked me what website she need to go to create a new email address. I told her to type in hotmail.com in the address bar. She typed in hotmale.com and got an embarassing result.- A Ali 
I got a phone call from my mom asking if I wanted her to get me an iTunes because apparently now it has the Beatles on it.- Kalinka B
Text from my mom: “Dad says he will cum in 20 min”. Thanks for the mental image, Mom.- Max M 

IdioTech: It’s Hotmail, Not Hot Male [Click for full post]

My mother asked me what website she need to go to create a new email address. I told her to type in hotmail.com in the address bar. She typed in hotmale.com and got an embarassing result.
- A Ali 

I got a phone call from my mom asking if I wanted her to get me an iTunes because apparently now it has the Beatles on it.
- Kalinka B

Text from my mom: “Dad says he will cum in 20 min”. Thanks for the mental image, Mom.
- Max M 

(Source: College Humor)