“It’s really hard to meet new people who share my interest in not meeting people.”
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They ended up getting married and now have a beautiful life together.
“I got hired at a factory recently. I work 10 hours in the sun and sweat my ass off, and i’m pretty sure all of my coworkers are either high school drop outs or convicts. On the first day one of them asked me if i have clean hands. i said yes so he took me to the back of the plant, dropped his pants and said, “can you hold this for me?”
September 21, 2012”
“In my new accommodation I am sharing a house with 5 other people. I just found out 2 of them dated for most of the year before breaking up right at the end, they had no idea they where in the same house till they arrived.”
“Today my mother asked me how to turn on the webcam on the computer. I told her to say “webcam, activate” into the microphone, she was shocked when this did not work.”
“Gandalf doesn’t make a good teacher, he never lets anyone pass.”
“I work at a restaurant as a hostess. We have three different size booths; two tops, four tops, and six tops. One day a young couple came in. Since there were only two, I sat them at a two top. They insisted that it was too small so I moved them to a four top. They insisted that that was also too small. I then moved them to a six top which was too big, back to a four top which was too big, and finally to the original two top which was “perfect”
“I work at a flying J truck stop as maintenance, I pretty much clean up, and fix random stuff. Yesterday I get called up to the front desk and get asked the following question “How good are you at running prostitutes off?”. At least I can put that on my resume.”
“My boyfriend and I decided to cook dinner together one night. We both love spicy food so one ingredient in the meal was “inferno banana peppers” he had grown in his garden that summer. Both of us chopped up some of these peppers for the meal and thought nothing of it. Later that night we started fooling around and he started using his hands on me..you know, down there. Well, if you think residue from inferno peppers burns your mouth, imagine what it does to the sensitive skin of a vag… Thankfully we’re super comfortable with one another and after the immense pain subsided we got a good laugh but anytime we cook with those now, we use gloves!”
“When i was helping my mum pack up and move house, she saw i was about to throw out a disk saying that “she might need it”. Not only does she have a Mac, but the disk was Windows 98.”
