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The toughest Playmobil-Spaghettiwestern-Splatter-Musical ever!

My grandma didn’t believe that narwhals existed. She thought they were like unicorns.

The LEGO / Nintendo 64 / Transformer project by Baron von Brunk of New York, NY!
I think the ’90s just exploded with badass…

The LEGO / Nintendo 64 / Transformer project by Baron von Brunk of New York, NY!

I think the ’90s just exploded with badass…

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.- Z.M.

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?

One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
- Z.M.

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IdioTech: Not That Kind of Adult Swim
Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame people for being dumb about technology. If you think you know someone even stupider that this, submit your story to our Tumblr inbox.
My 83 year-old great-great-great aunt just friended me on Facebook. She lives in a retirement village in Florida so under her “Activities” she put adult swim. It’s linked to [adult swim]. My great-great-great aunt is awesome.- Anonymous
When my mom wants to tell me something, instead of just calling me, she’ll send a facebook message, post on my wall, send the same information to all of my e-mail addresses, and then texts me to ask if I have received her emails.- Anonymous
My mom was disapointed with the lack of content on a dvd, so she asked me if there was more on the other side (if the disk was flipped over.) I Love You, Mom!
- Anonymous 

IdioTech: Not That Kind of Adult Swim

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame people for being dumb about technology. If you think you know someone even stupider that this, submit your story to our Tumblr inbox.

My 83 year-old great-great-great aunt just friended me on Facebook. She lives in a retirement village in Florida so under her “Activities” she put adult swim. It’s linked to [adult swim]. My great-great-great aunt is awesome.
- Anonymous

When my mom wants to tell me something, instead of just calling me, she’ll send a facebook message, post on my wall, send the same information to all of my e-mail addresses, and then texts me to ask if I have received her emails.
- Anonymous

My mom was disapointed with the lack of content on a dvd, so she asked me if there was more on the other side (if the disk was flipped over.) I Love You, Mom!

- Anonymous 

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]
I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.- Anonymous
One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns- Anonymous
My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”- Anonymous
Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

Rough Love: Girls Aren’t Cows [Click for full post]

I had an ex-boyfriend who though girls lactated constantly. No, we are not cows.
- Anonymous

One weekend me and my girlfriend were supposed to have hours of alone time at her house. Almost immediately after getting there her parents came home early to drop off some stuff before they went back out. I spent the next couple hours under a blanket in her closet while her little brother snuck me rice krispies and capri suns
- Anonymous

My ex girlfriend once asked me when Cinco de Mayo was…. hence… “ex”
- Anonymous

Happy veintiuno de junio! To celebrate send us your Rough Love stories. You can submit them right on Tumblr.

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IdioTech: Allow! Allow! [Click for full post]
Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. 
A coworker responded to an Outlook Calendar request with an email that only contained “Allow.”- willtravel
I was working in an Internet Support Callcenter, when the client told me that his internet wasn’t working, i asked to the client to open a new window in her explorer. She told me that she can’t open the windows. The reason, it was snowing outside.- hyucillo
My uncle asked me how to save files on Google Drive. He doesn’t seem to understand that it automatically saves itself and keeps using control+s to “save” the document. The download folder of my computer is now filled with saved webpages that are utterly useless.- batsingotham
Idiots, they’re all around us. If you know any then submit their story right here on Tumblr. We can all laugh at them together. 

IdioTech: Allow! Allow! [Click for full post]

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. 

A coworker responded to an Outlook Calendar request with an email that only contained “Allow.”
willtravel

I was working in an Internet Support Callcenter, when the client told me that his internet wasn’t working, i asked to the client to open a new window in her explorer. She told me that she can’t open the windows. The reason, it was snowing outside.
hyucillo

My uncle asked me how to save files on Google Drive. He doesn’t seem to understand that it automatically saves itself and keeps using control+s to “save” the document. The download folder of my computer is now filled with saved webpages that are utterly useless.
batsingotham

Idiots, they’re all around us. If you know any then submit their story right here on Tumblr. We can all laugh at them together. 

IdioTech: Jesse Eisenberg Invented Facebook
According to my mom, Facebook was only invented 3 years ago. Also, Jesse Eisenberg, not Mark Zuckerberg, was its creator. She’s positive about both of these things because she watched The Social Network.- Anonymous
Somebody hacked my email and sent out spam to a bunch of people including my grandma. My grandma called my mom and asked her why I would send her a request for a penis enlarger. She then sent an email to everyone who it was sent to saying it wasn’t my fault, and I would never send something like that!
- Anonymous 
My mom still doesn’t understand the fact that the internet and the computer are two separate things. “No, people will not be able to see what’s on your desktop if you send an email.”
- Anonymous  
If you’d like to shame your parents, teachers, and anyone else for being dumb about technology then submit your stories to us on Tumblr.

IdioTech: Jesse Eisenberg Invented Facebook

According to my mom, Facebook was only invented 3 years ago. Also, Jesse Eisenberg, not Mark Zuckerberg, was its creator. She’s positive about both of these things because she watched The Social Network.
- Anonymous

Somebody hacked my email and sent out spam to a bunch of people including my grandma. My grandma called my mom and asked her why I would send her a request for a penis enlarger. She then sent an email to everyone who it was sent to saying it wasn’t my fault, and I would never send something like that!

- Anonymous 

My mom still doesn’t understand the fact that the internet and the computer are two separate things. “No, people will not be able to see what’s on your desktop if you send an email.”

- Anonymous  

If you’d like to shame your parents, teachers, and anyone else for being dumb about technology then submit your stories to us on Tumblr.

IdioTech: Tigg ol’ Bytes

I was talking about running out of space on my laptop and my dad excitedly spoke up ” the other day I bought an external hard with a TIGGABYTE of memory, that’s a lot right?”
- Anonymous 

Submit your own stories and we’ll upload them to our Tiggabyte drive for everybody to see. We read all the submissions right here on Tumblr. 

We Promised To Write Two Awesome Term Papers For Our Readers In One Hour. Here They Are.

We told readers to send in topics for papers they had to write, and we’d write the papers for them in an hour (ish). So here’s what we came up with, in all their guaranteed-A-getting glory! 

Here’s the prompt for the 2nd paper which was also just finished.

IdioTech: Meet Me at Facebook [Click for more]
My mom opened up her web browser. I recently set the homepage to Google. She exclaimed “Oh, we have Google now!”- Anonymous 
Whenever my stepmom gets an error in a dialog box on her computer, she just turns off the monitor and says, “I’ll wait for your dad to get home and look at this.”- Anonymous 
My dad told me to meet him at Facebook. He meant Starbucks.- Anonymous 
If you know people that don’t understand the difference between “liking” a caramel macchiato venti and drinking a facebook post then submit your stories straight to our Tumblr. You won’t regret it, but your friends might. 

IdioTech: Meet Me at Facebook [Click for more]

My mom opened up her web browser. I recently set the homepage to Google. She exclaimed “Oh, we have Google now!”
- Anonymous 

Whenever my stepmom gets an error in a dialog box on her computer, she just turns off the monitor and says, “I’ll wait for your dad to get home and look at this.”
- Anonymous 

My dad told me to meet him at Facebook. He meant Starbucks.
- Anonymous 

If you know people that don’t understand the difference between “liking” a caramel macchiato venti and drinking a facebook post then submit your stories straight to our Tumblr. You won’t regret it, but your friends might. 

Work Sucks: Tornado Warnings Don’t Apply To Assh*les
I’m a security officer and work in a big office building. One night we received a tornado warning so I then evacuated the 85 employees that were still there down to the shelter. I then patrolled all three floors to look for anyone who may have not heard the evacuation announcement. I found one guy in his office who refused to leave stating “Those procedures are for hourly employees and I am busy so please shut my door.” I made two more attempts to get him to the shelter, letting him know that if hes not following procedure that he’s free to go home as I can’t legally hold him in the building however I let him know that should he choose to stay he must follow company procedures regardless of payroll status. He told me to get off my power trip and get out of his face. I went down to the shelter mere seconds before the roof was starting to cave in. When it was all done, I went up to check on him and he fallen to the floor and his desk was laying on top of his cold quivering wet body. He had the balls to then ask me for help.
- Anonymous
Have you dealt with any quivering pussies lately at work? If so then let’s embarrass them together. Send your work sucks stories straight to our Tumblr. 

Work Sucks: Tornado Warnings Don’t Apply To Assh*les

I’m a security officer and work in a big office building. One night we received a tornado warning so I then evacuated the 85 employees that were still there down to the shelter. I then patrolled all three floors to look for anyone who may have not heard the evacuation announcement. I found one guy in his office who refused to leave stating “Those procedures are for hourly employees and I am busy so please shut my door.” I made two more attempts to get him to the shelter, letting him know that if hes not following procedure that he’s free to go home as I can’t legally hold him in the building however I let him know that should he choose to stay he must follow company procedures regardless of payroll status. He told me to get off my power trip and get out of his face. I went down to the shelter mere seconds before the roof was starting to cave in. When it was all done, I went up to check on him and he fallen to the floor and his desk was laying on top of his cold quivering wet body. He had the balls to then ask me for help.

- Anonymous

Have you dealt with any quivering pussies lately at work? If so then let’s embarrass them together. Send your work sucks stories straight to our Tumblr. 

Rough Love: You bring out the best of me

My boyfriend had been pursuing me all night trying to get me to have sex. I wasn’t terribly in the mood but I finally gave in and we proceeded to head into the bedroom. Just as we started going at it he lets out this huge, rank fart and starts laughing hysterically. I said “How can you expect me to f**k you when you just farted like that?” He replied with, “What can I say babe? You bring out the best of me” – complete a huge ass grin on his face.
- Anonymous

If your significant other brings out the best in you then submit those smelly stories straight to our Tumblr