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Why Jurassic Park Was The Stupidest Idea Ever »

Science. It’s not for everyone.

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. 

Guy Gets Marriage Proposal Tattooed on Arm
Can I get back to you?

Guy Gets Marriage Proposal Tattooed on Arm

Can I get back to you?

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Hey store, your question mark went out.

Hey store, your question mark went out.

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Incredibly Immature War Letter

I, like, totes miss you.

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Dumbass Gif of the Day - Skater Gang Wipeout [Click to animate]
Lets shred (our elbows).

Dumbass Gif of the Day - Skater Gang Wipeout [Click to animate]

Lets shred (our elbows).

(Source: reddit.com)

These People Don’t Know “WTF” Anything Is [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. 

The universe is a mysterious place. Some things are simply unknowable. Others, well, very much are.

Trucks Getting Wrecked By A Low-Ass Bridge

You must be THIS tall to drive this way.

Dumb White Girls Instagram Tips

Could use a filter.

(Source: youtube.com)

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. 

Some names live on in infamy. They evoke memories of war, of death, of horrors beyond our wildest imaginations. But sometimes those names are just, like, kinda hard to remember.

More pepole twidiots Don’t Know What Hitler’s Last Name Was

Car Takes FOUR MINUTES To Exit Parking Lot

This person needs to be in driver’s special ed.

(Source: youtube.com)

What Happens When a Parking Lot Has No Lines
It’s good to think - and park - outside the box.

What Happens When a Parking Lot Has No Lines

It’s good to think - and park - outside the box.

(Source: reddit.com)

How Did This Person Not Get Hit by a Train?
His day could have been a train wreck.

How Did This Person Not Get Hit by a Train?

His day could have been a train wreck.

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.

Finish reading:These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now

Couple Caught Having Sex While Driving On The Highway

To be fair, their turn-on signals were illuminated.