“So here I am serving customers at KFC and this woman asks: “How many pieces of chicken do I get in a 21 piece pack?” When I tell her its 21 she then asks: “How much is the 9 pieces for $9.95” So I just walk away because I can’t.”
Work Sucks - Working at Fastfood Chain
…so what’s the answer?
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”
uPick Classroom - Which calendar?
Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.
Some people are going to handle this Mayan calendar thing a lot better than others.
If he wanted to turn his hair orange, he could have just sold his soul.
“Today in my 9th grade algebra class our teacher asked us what 100 minus 15 was. Nearly half the class answered 75.”
The future of America is in good hand
Hm, you’re going to need a lot more fireworks to clean that mess up.
“Today at work, the secretary gave me a piece of paper and told me to copy and paste addresses off of it.”
“After a sexual health lesson in high school, a classmate approached me and asked me “Are balls filled with air like boobs are?”
Man, “Six Fast Six Furious” looks so boring.