The Cure for Duck Face Photos is to Photoshop Spaghetti onto Them

You look sooooo cute but OMG carbs.

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Twidiots: Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot [Click for more]

You’re irony is humurous. 

IdioTech: Meet Me at Facebook [Click for more]

My mom opened up her web browser. I recently set the homepage to Google. She exclaimed “Oh, we have Google now!”
- Anonymous 

Whenever my stepmom gets an error in a dialog box on her computer, she just turns off the monitor and says, “I’ll wait for your dad to get home and look at this.”
- Anonymous 

My dad told me to meet him at Facebook. He meant Starbucks.
- Anonymous 

If you know people that don’t understand the difference between “liking” a caramel macchiato venti and drinking a facebook post then submit your stories straight to our Tumblr. You won’t regret it, but your friends might. 

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
This “vintage” Sun-Maid package may be a “great original piece of American History,” but something about it just looks a little, I dunno, EXACTLYTHE SAME AS RAISIN CONTAINERS IN 2013. Adding insult to injury, the seller doesn’t answer the most important question of all: are the raisins still inside???? I’m so hungry.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a happy life never ever regretting, ever.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay [Click for more]

Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)

Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk. 

IdioTech: Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy

My mum just asked me what the “colon bracket thingy” meant.
- Anonymous

My mom sends texts using the voicemail.
- Anonymous

My sister and I convinced my mother, as a joke, that the internet was turned off on public holidays. She believed this for about three months before we realized she hadn’t got the joke.
- Anonymous 

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IdioTech: Where Do I Put the Money?

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology.

My grandmother asked me where she was supposed to “place the money” in her computer, And when I asked her why, she said it was to buy that sweater off the website I showed her.
- Anonymous

Everytime my dad uses the internet, no matter the browser he will use a search engine and type the website’s url in there instead of the navigation bar.
- starlight-shadow 

My mom asked how long I’d be 18 years old the day before my birthday. It took her several minutes to realize what she had asked me.
- whorephanages 

I once texted my dad a link to a website and he asked how he could access the site on the computer instead of his phone…
- noestoyhechodecarne 

Our first batch of Tumblr submitters are here! If you’d like to submit to IdioTech or any of our other columns then we just made it a whole lot easier. Send it straight to our Tumblr. 

Most Ridiculous iPhone Cases [Click for more]

They might look bizarre, but at least they definitely won’t protect your phone.

Note: At the time of publication there are only 8 of the boob cases left in stock on Amazon. Act fast everyone.

IdioTech: Jesus, People Still Use AOL?

My parents still pay for AOL. My mom doesn’t know how to open internet explorer so if she wants to view a website she first logs on to AOL. - Anonymous 

My mom wanted me to trim my beard so she kept on asking me to manscape. After the 5th time I told her that manscaping didn’t mean the face. - Anonymous 

For Christmas, my parents got me an iPhone that was a downgrade from the iPhone I already had… - Anonymous 

I often work with a mother about 10 years older than me. I noticed she always has a problem starting PowerPoint presentations so I suggested that she press F5. She took me outside and started freaking out at me because I had “ordered” her. - Anonymous 

I work with a woman who is a mother and about 10 years older than me. One day she took the overhead projector remote and started pressing random buttons. I asked her what she was doing and she would only tell me she saw me do it one time. Aparently she was trying to fix the sound. After telling her it had to be a software problem and her ignoring me I unmuted the video player. - Anonymous - Continue reading

I have a hunch the last two people are one and the same. 

If you like embarrassing loved ones or co-workers too then submit your own story to us right here on Tumblr.

The Internet Is For Cat Videos, Right?

My Dad was editing a video for his work which he was going to upload to YouTube, upon overhearing this my nan gave a laugh and asked why we’d upload it to YouTube. Why was she so surprised? She thought the website was ONLY for cat videos… - Anonymous 

My mother in law is worried about us sending her videos or pictures of our new baby from our iPhones because it will “use up our minutes.” - Anonymous 

Whenever my aunt sees something on the internet, shes says “the man in the computer told me”. I still don’t know if she’s kidding or not. - Anonymous 

We know you must love shaming your friends and family too so send us the dirt and it could be in the next IdioTech column. You can also send those stories to us straight on Tumblr. 

10 Things That Aren’t from the 90s, You Idiots [Click for more]

The Internet has a weird obsession with the 90s that can sometimes be based off complete nonsense. Here’s more of that nonsense.

Idiotech: Prank Calls, Skype, & the Death of Google Reader [Click for more]

One time when my grandmother was visiting, she thought that
youtube videos had to be bought from a retail store. - norwegiantrash

My mom called me because she’d heard Google Reader was being shut down, and was worried that meant she wouldn’t be able to read any of the blogs she’d bookmarked in “her favorites.” - Anonymous

So I was helping my mum put some stuff on her pendrive and in the end she said to me “did you put it on my dingle dongle?” I was really confused until I realised she meant her pen drive. - xblowpopsx

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The 12 Stupidest Recipes from The Food Network [Click for more]

Can you call something with only two ingredients a “recipe?” Apparently on The Food Network you can. Here are the 12 most unnecessary, misguided, stupidest recipes currently on their website.

Twidiots: Learn 2 Speak English lol [Click to read]

Oh, the ironee.