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Finish reading What People Say to You After Their Exams, and What They Really Mean

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If you have study something, let it be this flowchart.

Finish the Flowchart: How Badly Are You Going To Bomb Your Midterm?

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3 MORE Crucial Biology Lessons Every College Student Needs to Learn [Click to learn]

Timeless Fables for Every College Student [Click for 4 more]

How You Feel at 10 PM vs. 5 AM [Click for more]

Alright, so you’ve decided to do the stay up all night and study thing. And yeah, you feel pretty good about it. Actually great! You’ve got some coffee, maybe some Red Bull, all of your study material is laid out. This is gonna be just fine…

But, no, it’s 5 a.m. and now you wanna tear your hair out. HAPPY FINALS!

Finals Week at Navy - Don’t ask, don’t help.

What distracts you from studying for finals? Submit your pictures straight to our Tumbly Tum.

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7 Serious Diseases Afflicting College Students [Click for more]

College is totally sick, man.

Dog Student Studied Too Much
Midterms are ruff.

Dog Student Studied Too Much

Midterms are ruff.

Guy Uses Christmas Lights Extension Cord
Meanwhile his tree is decorated with MacBook chargers.

Guy Uses Christmas Lights Extension Cord

Meanwhile his tree is decorated with MacBook chargers.

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Twas the Night Before Finals [Click for full poem]
Twas the night before finals, when all through the dormNot a person was sleeping, though that was the normEmpty Red Bull, iced coffee, and tash strewn aboutIn hope that some seeds of knowledge would sproutThe students were sitting uncomfortably at their chairsHoping thoughts of good grades won’t be met with despair. And my roommate in his pajamas, and I in my jeans Studied like monsters and wrote like machines.When from outside the building came such a racketI leaped up from my desk and put on my jacket. Out of the building I went in a hurry,My nose meeting smells of ramen, beer, and curry.The glow of the moon lit up the scene:Fog on two sides, with a man in betweenEmerging from the smoke with two hands outstretchedHolding red plastic cups? It seemed quite farfetched.Then, after a step or two to keep up his balance(He seemed to be under some sort of influence)I realized who the man in front of me must be!St. Procrastinate himself, it could only be he!Ambling towards me without a care at all,He saw my studious nature and seemed quite appalled“What are you doing, huh? Preparing for exams?Writing papers, doing projects, and trying to cram?”“Go out and enjoy your life, just learn to let looseTime spent in a library is time spent in misuse.Why bother studying with so much fun at your disposal?”He took a quick sip of something, and began his proposal: [Keep Reading]

Twas the Night Before Finals [Click for full poem]

Twas the night before finals, when all through the dorm
Not a person was sleeping, though that was the norm
Empty Red Bull, iced coffee, and tash strewn about
In hope that some seeds of knowledge would sprout

The students were sitting uncomfortably at their chairs
Hoping thoughts of good grades won’t be met with despair. 
And my roommate in his pajamas, and I in my jeans 
Studied like monsters and wrote like machines.

When from outside the building came such a racket
I leaped up from my desk and put on my jacket. 
Out of the building I went in a hurry,
My nose meeting smells of ramen, beer, and curry.

The glow of the moon lit up the scene:
Fog on two sides, with a man in between
Emerging from the smoke with two hands outstretched
Holding red plastic cups? It seemed quite farfetched.

Then, after a step or two to keep up his balance
(He seemed to be under some sort of influence)
I realized who the man in front of me must be!
St. Procrastinate himself, it could only be he!

Ambling towards me without a care at all,
He saw my studious nature and seemed quite appalled
“What are you doing, huh? Preparing for exams?
Writing papers, doing projects, and trying to cram?”

“Go out and enjoy your life, just learn to let loose
Time spent in a library is time spent in misuse.
Why bother studying with so much fun at your disposal?”
He took a quick sip of something, and began his proposal: [Keep Reading]

Study Guide Has Unrealistic Expectations
…so does Dad.

Study Guide Has Unrealistic Expectations

…so does Dad.

Study Buddy
Three exams? Oh, you gotta be kitten me.

Study Buddy

Three exams? Oh, you gotta be kitten me.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College
We dare you to find 21

20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

We dare you to find 21

15 Creative Uses for Duct Tape
They say that duct tape can be used to fix just about anything. That’s right you can use it for more than just ducts, and prom dresses, and covering your drunk friend. Here’s 15 other uses for duct tape. 

15 Creative Uses for Duct Tape

They say that duct tape can be used to fix just about anything. That’s right you can use it for more than just ducts, and prom dresses, and covering your drunk friend. Here’s 15 other uses for duct tape. 

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