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This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

Literally everyone and everything is studying

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived
They’re just studying for their dream class.

This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

They’re just studying for their dream class.

Spot On Education Advice
Just don’t fiddle with it in the same way.

Spot On Education Advice

Just don’t fiddle with it in the same way.

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POV: Failing a Test - From the CollegeHumor Vault

In honor of Finals, here’s a video that’s all the fun of getting an “F” without any of that boring studying crap.

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If College Classes Taught Things Actually Useful For College

Sociology

  • Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
  • Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
  • When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.

Modern Warfare

  • “Hold me back bro!” How to yell this in a way that implies that if your bros weren’t holding you back, oh man, it would go down.
  • “Yeah? Come at me bro!” Perquisite: No fewer than four (4) popped collars.
  • The game Modern Warfare.
Ethnic Studies
  • Puerto-Rican girls and why they aren’t returning your texts.
  • Being Canadian and why that doesn’t means you’re ethnic, Dwayne.
  • Seriously, Dwayne. At least stop saying the N word.

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Justify Your Calculus Answer

He copied this from the person next to him too.

Justify Your Calculus Answer

He copied this from the person next to him too.

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SAT Questions That I Wish I Had Gotten Right Before Going to College

FILL-IN-THE-BLANK QUESTIONS


1.) Dude, be careful hitting on that ——- girl Jessica, because I totally ——- her last semester.
A. crazy . . got stalked by
B. depressed . . used her low self-esteem to take advantage of
C. underage . . legally adopted
D. pregnant . . put a baby in
E. zombie . . killed

2.) You don’t have to worry about ——- in your dorm room, as long as you ——- the RA.
A. getting’ freaky . . make a video of it for
B. practicing Satanism . . sacrifice a virgin to
C. distilling alcohol . . kidnap, and then disguise yourself as
D. allowing illegal immigrants to run a sweat shop . . give free textiles to
E. murder . . murder

3.) That professor is a real ——- and he totally ——- that midterm.
A. downer . . was writing a suicide note during
B. hero . . deserves to be knighted for
C. sex offender . . had sex with me on top of
D. big fan of child labor . . made Taiwanese six-year-olds grade
E. water buffalo . . blew my mind when he used his hoofs to distribute

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Study: Staring At Breasts Increases Heart Health
Just try not to get a heart on.

Study: Staring At Breasts Increases Heart Health

Just try not to get a heart on.

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Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?
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Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?

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Infographic: The More Credits You Take This Semester

Infographic: The More Credits You Take This Semester

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