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If a professor lectures a classroom with zero students, does he make any sound at all?
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don’t have girlfriends here.
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!””
As you can probably imagine, the hottest selling item of merchandise was a sweater you can tie around your waist.
“One time in grade 8 my class was doing a group reading project where we all read an article about something in a textbook together. This article was about bubble gum. One part was mentioning the biggest bubble ever blown was 20 inches across. In the textbook it actually says and I quote:”I bet you’ve blown some pretty big ones yourself but you’ve never blown one that big!” The whole class including the teacher laughed at that for 10 minutes after that and one kid pissed his pants laughing so hard.”
Yeah as the cool kids we mainly hang out by the dumpsters.
Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn’t love you.