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2 MORE Reasons Being a College Student is Just Like Being Old [Click to finish]

Which one are you buying?

6 Movies Every College Student Lives Through [Click for 5 MORE!]

Which one are you buying?

6 Movies Every College Student Lives Through [Click for 4 MORE!]

And the Oscar goes to…college!

6 Movies Every College Student Lives Through [Click for 3 MORE!]

Nobody Dare Fuck with This Student Driver
He has the right of way at all times no questions asked.

Nobody Dare Fuck with This Student Driver

He has the right of way at all times no questions asked.

Teacher Forces Student to Wear Cone of Shame
Kids. They’re such dogs.

Teacher Forces Student to Wear Cone of Shame

Kids. They’re such dogs.

(Source: reddit.com)

6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student [Click for relaxation]

Yoga on the go. It’s similar to yogurt on the go (Go-Gurt) but not at all.

CollegeHumor Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to apply]
College opportunities are priceless, but if you’re doing an average job of taking advantage of them, apply for the Average Student Scholarship. If you’re judged to be normal enough, you could WIN $5,000. Enter now!

CollegeHumor Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to apply]

College opportunities are priceless, but if you’re doing an average job of taking advantage of them, apply for the Average Student Scholarship. If you’re judged to be normal enough, you could WIN $5,000. Enter now!

Professor Lectures One Person Classroom

If a professor lectures a classroom with zero students, does he make any sound at all?

(Source: youtube.com)

College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly 
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don’t have girlfriends here.

College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don’t have girlfriends here.

My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”

Engineering Students See Hot Girls Dance For The First Time

As you can probably imagine, the hottest selling item of merchandise was a sweater you can tie around your waist.

(Source: youtube.com)

One time in grade 8 my class was doing a group reading project where we all read an article about something in a textbook together. This article was about bubble gum. One part was mentioning the biggest bubble ever blown was 20 inches across. In the textbook it actually says and I quote:”I bet you’ve blown some pretty big ones yourself but you’ve never blown one that big!” The whole class including the teacher laughed at that for 10 minutes after that and one kid pissed his pants laughing so hard.

Classroom: They need new textbooks [Click to submit your own ‘Classroom’ stories]
Robert Nelsen: Cool Kid
Yeah as the cool kids we mainly hang out by the dumpsters.

Robert Nelsen: Cool Kid

Yeah as the cool kids we mainly hang out by the dumpsters.

If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open
Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn’t love you.

If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open

Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn’t love you.

(Source: reddit.com)