Play them off, Street Shark.
He can break any board (of that size or smaller)!
It’s a shame he started apple-juicing
Goodbye Bridezilla, Hello PowerMaid.
“That’s not my strong suit.” - Testimony of the man who invented the Steroid Tux”
I wanted to be impressed, but I’m too disgusted with him not wiping the bike off afterwards.
(Source: College Humor)
If I was a king in feudal japan and I needed a mercenary, this guy would be my first choice.